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Category Archives: 2.0 kabooms
The Wolfman (2010): Speak, Wolfman, Speak
Manspeak! Whoo hooo, I love it! The Wolfman gave us another great example of the kind of manly conversations we saw in Pale Rider. Toward the beginning of the film, Lawrence’s (Benicio Del Toro) father (Anthony Hopkins) saves him from … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, horror
Tagged Andrew Kevin Walker, Anthony Hopkins, Art Malik, Benicio Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro Anthony Hopkins Emily Blunt Hugo Weaving Art Malik, bloody, bloody horror, David Self, Emily Blunt, gore, horror, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Larry Talbot, Lawrence Talbot, Lon Chaney Jr., manspeak, R-rated, The Wolfman, Tony Hopkins, Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures, violence, werecow, werecows, Werewolf, Wolf man, Wolfman, Wolfman remake
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Spoiler: The Wolfman (2010)
For all of you who like to see what happens before you decide if you want to see it, here is the spoiler for The Wolfman. A movie about a wolfman slicing people up? Of course I had to see … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Andrew Kevin Walker, Anthony Hopkins, Art Malik, Benicio Del Toro, Benicio Del Toro Anthony Hopkins Emily Blunt Hugo Weaving Art Malik, bloody, bloody horror, Cristina Contes, David Self, Emily Blunt, gore, horror, Hugo Weaving, Joe Johnston, Larry Talbot, Lawrence Talbot, Lon Chaney Jr., manspeak, R-rated, Simon Merrells, Talbots, The Wolfman, Tony Hopkins, Universal Monsters, Universal Pictures, violence, werecow, werecows, Werewolf, Wolf man, Wolfman, Wolfman remake
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Catwoman (2004)
What better way to start off the best series, “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day,” than with the worst movie, Catwoman! Catwoman has earned herself a spot in my series because she is a kick ass female, despite … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, superhero, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, actress, Alex Borstein, anti-hero, anti-heroine, Associated Press, Awful films, Batman, Batman Begins, Benjamin Bratt, Bob Kane, Byron Mann, casting, casting news, cat lady, cat-burglar, Catwoman, Dark Knight, DC Comics, Frances Conroy, Halle Berry, Halley Berry, Hero, IMDB, jewel thief, John D. Brancato, John Rogers, Lambert Wilson, Michael Ferris, Michael Massee, Michael Uston, news, PG-13, Pitof, prequel, Razzies, Selina Kyle, sequel, Sharon Stone, speculation, spin-off, spinoff, Sun, superhero, superheroine, supervillain, supervillainess, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Sun, Theresa Rebeck, thieft, villain, villainess, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Crackle Team Up: Rage and Honor (1992)
I’ve teamed up with Crackle several times now so when they let me know they would be having an action film special, I just had to participate. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Brian Thompson, Catherine Bach, crackle, Crime, Cynthia Rothrock, IRS Media, karate, martial arts, Mighty Morphin Mullet Ranger, mullet, Rage and Honor, Richard Norton, Terence H. Winkless, Terri Treas, World Karate Champion
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Wrong Turn (2003)
Related posts: Interview with Wrong Turn 3‘s Declan O’Brien and Janet Montgomery Wrong Turn 3 (2009) – with Wrong Turn 4 Bonus Plot Live for Films is doing a 31 Days of Horror special for October, so of course, I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, horror, movie
Tagged 20th Century Fox, 31 Days of Horror, Action Flick Chick, Alan B. McElroy, Bill Moody, boobs, breasts, cannibal, cannibalism, Connor James Delaney, Declan O'Brien, Deliverance, Desmond Harrington, Eliza Dushku, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gil Kolirin, hillbillies, horror, interviews, Janet Montgomery, Jeremy Sisto, Kevin Zegers, Lindy Booth, Live for Films, R-rated, Rob Schmidt, sex, slasher, survival horror, Tom Frederic, violence, Wrong Turn, Wrong Turn 3
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Mini Review of 1968: Tunnel Rats (2008)
Tunnel Rats is a very surprising movie. It’s like opening your door to a naked guy selling clothes. You’re just so surprised you don’t know what to do except buy some. Tunnel Rats is set during the Vietnam War and focuses on soldiers specially trained to go into the Viet Cong’s underground tunnels and kill the enemy and then destroy the tunnel, thus their name, tunnel rats. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Boll, Dan Clarke, Erik Eidem, Michael Paré, Mitch Eakins, R-rated, strong language, Tunnel Rats, Uwe Boll, Viet Cong, Vietnam War, violence, war, Wilson Bethel
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RoboCop (1987) – He’s a Real Boy
RoboCop is here to serve and protect you. When there’s no more hope, just hope a little more and maybe RoboCop will be there save your ass. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged action movies, bloody violence, boobs, breast, brief sexual material, drug content, Edward Neumeier, explosion, language, male nudity, Michael Miner, Miguel Ferrer, Murphy, Nancy Allen, Nukem, Orion Pictures Corporation, Paul Verhoeven, Peter Welker, R-rated, Ray Wise, RoboCop, Ronny Cox
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