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Film Review: Colombiana (2011)
Have all the stories in the world been told already? Is there really nothing out there that is a new and original plot anymore? It feels like there isn’t with Hollywood putting out remake after remake and formulaic movies such … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Beto Benites, Cataleya, Colombia, Colombiana, drama, explosion, Jordi Molla, Zoe Saldana
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ActionFest Film Review: 13 Assassins (2010)
If ever there was a dude you don’t want to antagonize, it would be a samurai, especially any of the samurai in the Japanese film 13 Assassins. Directed by Takashi Miike, 13 Assassins is a samurai epic based on a … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie
Tagged 13 Assassins, Action Film Festival, Action Flick Chick, action movie, Actionfest, foreign, Goro Inagaki, independent film, Japanese film, Koji Yakusho, Lord Naritsugu, Samurai, Shinzaemon, Shogun, Takashi Miike
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Hanna (2011)
Watching Hanna and expecting a blood-soaked action movie is like watching softcore porn when you are expecting hardcore porn. You’re really excited and into it at first, then as time goes on and they don’t get to the good stuff, … Continue reading
Killers (2010) – Action Rom Com Starring Katherine Heigl & Ashton Kutcher
Action, romance, and comedy. Can they really be mixed together in a way that all the different genres shine? There have been some successful attempts like True Lies and some not so successful attempts like…well, I don’t know because I … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged Action Flick Chick, action rom com, action romantic comedy, aplusk, Ashton Kutcher, Assassin, Blu-ray, chick flick, contract killer, DVD, explosion, explosions, hand to hand combat, Jen, Katherine Heigl, Katheryn Winnick, Killers, license to blah, rom com, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, Spencer, Tom Selleck, True Lies
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MacGruber (2010): A Veritable Butt-nanza
MACGRUBER!!!! Yeah!!! Wait, hold your horses, people. I wouldn’t get too excited about this film just yet. Unless you’re the kind of person who really wants to see Will Forte’s butt over and over and over again, then I guess … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, comedy, R-rated, TV
Tagged action, action comedy, Action Flick Chick, butt, comedy, dick, Dieter Von Cunth, dorsal nudity, Kristen Wiig, Lt. Dixon Piper, MacGruber, MacGyver, Nudity, parady, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Ryan Phillippe, Saturday Night Live, spoiler, television, Val Kilmer, Vicki, Will Forte, X-5
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Mini Review: The Hurt Locker (2009)
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie
Tagged action, Anthony Mackie, bombs, Brian Geraghty, car bombs, David Morse, Evangeline Lilly, explosions, Guy Pearce, Iraq, Jeremy Renner, Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, R-rated, Ralph Fiennes, soldiers, The Hurt Locker, violence, Voltage Pictures, war, war in Iraq
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Daybreakers (2010)
Finally! We get a movie with “real” vampires and none of this “I sparkle in the sun and read minds” bullcrap. Daybreakers gives us a world full of vampires who drink human blood, can’t walk in the sunlight, and who … Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, horror
Tagged Allan Todd, Aolani Roy, Ben Siemer, blood, bloody violence, brief nudity, Callum McLean, Carl Rush, Chris Brown, Claudia Karvan, cure, Damien Garvey, Daybreakers, Ethan Hawke, extinction, Gabriella Di Labio, gore, Harriet Minto-Day, hematologist, hematology, Hummer, I Am Legend, Isabel Lucas, Jarrad Pon, Jay Laga'aia, Kirsten Cameron, language, Lionsgate, medicine, Michael Dorman, Michael Spierig, Ninja Assassin, Peter Spierig, Peter Welman, R-rated, Renai Caruso, Richard Matheson, Robert Neville, Sahaj Dumpleton, Sam Neil, Sam Neill, The Boondock Saints, Tiffany Lamb, Todd Levi, vampire, Victoria Williams, Vince Colosimo, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe, Zoe White
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V for Vendetta (2005): Remember, Remember the 5th of November
“Remember, remember, the 5th of November!” Action Flick Chick rule for staying alive #478: When a guy in a creepy mask tells you to remember something, you might want do it or risk getting blown up. To celebrate not getting … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, R-rated
Tagged * Comics *, 1812 Overture, 5th of November, Alan Moore, Andy Wachowski, Back to the Future, Christopher Lloyd, comic book, David Lloyd, DC Comics, Doc Brown, flux capacitor, Flux Capacitor Day, future, graphic novel, Great Britain, Guy Fawkes Day, Guy Fawkes mask, Hugo Weaving, James McTeigue, John Hurt, Larry Wachowski, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, November 5, Parliament, Parliament building, rebel, Roger Allam, Rupert Graves, sai, satire, science fiction, Stephen Fry, Stephen Rea, subway, Tim Pigott-Smith, Time Travel, V, V for vendetta, vigilante, Warner Brothers
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