Which movie do you send to alien invaders to show them why they shouldn’t attack Earth?
While I’m on the road, check out these answers people gave me on Facebook and twitter:
Russ Penning: Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark or anything by Uwe Boll for that matter or the Hannah Montana movie haha (sarcasm if u couldnt tell aliens would attack us for sure if they saw those)
Evan Zebley: “The Invisible Thread” which is less of a movie and more of a special.
Russell Allen Pinkston: Monster’s vs. Aliens? We’ll f u guys up and make a cartoon about it!
Coop Cooper: THE BLOB (1958). Then they’ll think even as primatives we can handle even the worst of their indestructable bio-weapons… Unlike CLOVERFIELD.
Stuart Hasty: F***ing super hero movies, only the live action ones. They’ll think we have super people running around
Jeremy Hyler: Critters
David Frederick: Either ID4 or Dawn of the Dead.
Kevin Mack: Legend
Greg Lemons: Con Air
A Quinn: predator
Michelle Sullivan Sledge: Napoleon Dynamite! World’s dumbest movie and time of my life i will never get back. They will not want to feed on that ignorance!!!
Justin Calvert: Home Alone
Joy Dvornicich: Any Jerry Springer show. They’d fear catching stupidity. And I concur with Russ on the Uwe Boll thing. I will never understand hoe he got known actors in his movies.
Cristina Bogdan: Simon Sez, after watching that…they would pack their bags and go away…fast…faster than they came :))
Tina Kraft Purnell: Men in Black. I love Will Smith
Harold Burman: The classic, “War of the Worlds”.
Markus Hunt: Transformers 🙂
Amy Ratcliffe: District 9. Those camps should give any aliens a good scare. 😉
Ben Pernick: Kindergarden Cop.
John Matthew Constantine: How about instead of a “movie” just send them 24 hours straight of “The View”…: The poor bastards will frikkin’ hang themselves…OR…If you just wanna “Take ’em out” REAL QUICK & EASY…Send ’em 4 hours of “Rosie O'” 8)
Harold Burman: “The Last Starfighter”. Death to the Kodan Empire!
bebarce: Documentaries. An Inconvenient truth, to show them we’ve already screwed the place up. Bowling for Columbine to show them we’re all armed. But let’s keep Super Size me under wraps, incase it shows them how succulent we all are.
I’d send them Highlander 2… just to mess with their heads. Just don’t send them any movies that will clue them into our ultimate strategy of uploading/infecting them with Viruses!
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Anything directed by Uwe Boll!