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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping

When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading

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Plane (2023) Review: Tony Goldwyn for President

My expectations for PLANE were higher than the snow on the tallest mountain, higher than the beams of sunshine tickling the Earth, higher than the people in the parking lot of a Phish concert. Continue reading

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1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!

Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading

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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?

The Korean John Wick? Not quite, but it makes for a decent tagline for this article!

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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass

Steven Seagal IS Mason Storm who IS… Hard to Kill. Continue reading

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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks

Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons

Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading

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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!

Oh, Snap! You Got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because this ’80s action classic features Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking an astonishing amount of ass. Continue reading

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