Dr. Seuss has been trying to convince people to eat green eggs and ham since 1960!
Decades later, I’m on a mission to undo all of his hard work because I know the terrible truth… green eggs and ham will turn you into vegetable matter and then you get eaten by GOBLINS!!! Vegetarian goblins! They’re strict vegetarians, part of the Go Green movement – they only eat green. I bet Dr. Suess has been in league with the goblins to get all of us to eat green eggs and ham! No kids, DON’T DO IT!! IT’S A TRAP!!
