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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons

…Biggest Lapse in Judgment: When Katie felt like she was being haunted by a demon, she got the phone number of a demonologist from a psychic and suggests that they call him. But, no! Micah is trying to play big, macho, “I’m the man of the house and I will take care of this problem.” He convinces Katie to let him try things his own way before they call in the demonologist. Good decision, Micah! How do you plan on defeating a supernatural demon that… Continue reading

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May Mega Mayhem: Devil May Cry 4!

…ge that I looked like an ant comparatively. Well, this ant just sent you back to hell, buddy! I had a great time beating some demon ass, and I will be coming back to this game for more demonic butt busting. Fun Rating: 4 Crystallized Demon Blood, out of 5! This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity 2 (2010): Did You See That?

…didn’t give two poops about them because she apparently made a deal with a demon to give up their family’s first born male in exchange for wealth or power. Thanks, Gram-Gram! Love you, too, ya old bitch. This film acts as a prequel/sequel to the first film. The story centers on Katie’s sister, Kristi, as she and her family are haunted by some demonic spookiness. PA2 is like Where’s Waldo? for horror fans: you spend all your time looking around the… Continue reading

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What Is the Best Worst Movie? With Best Worst Movie (2009) Documentarian & Troll 2 (1990) Star Michael Paul Stephenson

…eroine Broken Arrow. @rohzana2: what about ring2? come on, attacking deer? demon night something. can’t remember some haunted house, drunk people…the demon night one is close. a part with a chick that steals possessed lipstick, freakin funny. her boobs eat her bf’s hands @chani31f: I would have to say that the best worst movie is Night of the Demons 2 (1994)..two words: Ninja Nun..’Nuff said. @HarborHorse: If you ever wanna catch a REALLY bad movi… Continue reading

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May Mega Mayhem: Shinobi!

…first level with my ninja sword a-swinging. I sliced and diced a bunch of demon ninjas, and a demon tank, or several tanks to be more specific. It was pretty cool to see a tank just split in half from a sword cutting it down the middle. Another thing that was cool to watch was when you killed an enemy, they froze for a few seconds before falling apart with blood spurting everywhere. However, enemies kept pouring in and attacking me from all direc… Continue reading

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Which Video Game Most Brings Out Your Need to Swear?

…treet Fighter IV @TheZombieJester: Mortal Kombat, hands down. @Timmah1979: demon souls @Timmah1979: did anyone else say demon souls or am i the only one that swears at that game lol @tishalulle1: Mario is a BASTARDO! @Tooltutor: Street Fighter 2, esp when u can deduce from their handle that u got pwned by a 10 yr old girl. @ToryTwinkel: Any and all FPS games. No peripheral vision gives me agida 🙁 @Trevorocalypse: ALL OF THEM! Nothing like a good s… Continue reading

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This Week, I guest-starred on the I Must Break This Podcast to discuss Dolph Lundgren’s movie “Don’t Kill It”

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer ReBOOt: Your Reactions

Left to right: Kristy Swanson (movie Buffy), Sarah Michelle Gellar (TV Buffy), and...the next Buffy Summers?

…no surprise.” Site: [insertgeekhere] Post: Assemble the troops, we have a demon to fight by Molly Jackson: “As a member of this “active fan base”, I just want to say this is not what I want. This is not what my fellow Buffy fans want. We want our slayer to be continued by her creator, Joss Whedon. This is the same person that is continuing the Buffy character right now in comics. Did they miss that?” [insertgeekhere]’s Andrea Levin also set a goo… Continue reading

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