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Rambo: Last Blood (2019)- A Bloody Bad Time
…punch, things keep getting worse for sweet Gabriela as she gets kidnapped. Rambo, being Rambo, storms Mexico looking for her. It looks like maybe he’ll get to her in time- you know, before she’s drugged and forced into prostitution by the Mexican Cartel. Psych! He doesn’t. Eventually, when he does rescue her, you might think “Well, she’s going to be okay now.” Psych again! She dies on the way home. It all feels like having an olive branch extended… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action chick, Action Flick Chick, Adriana Barraza, Colonel Trautman, Home Alone, John Rambo, Last Blood review, Last Blood spoilers, Liam Neeson, Liam Neeson revenge, Mexican cartel, movie, R-rated, Rambo, Rambo IV, Rambo Last Blood, Rambo spoilers, Spoilers, Sylvester Stallone, Taken, violence, Yvette Monreal
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Rambo III
…get in the way of any action. That stupid kid gets booted to the curb and Rambo takes over the wheel. Rambo is, after all, a killing machine. Rambo III also contains another key characteristic of the 80’s- cheesy end credits music. In this case it’s “He ain’t heavy…he’s my brother.” Enough said. However, all of these characteristics go together to make a great action flick. Amount of time before Rambo related action: ~ 4 minutes Guys getting kill… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, R-rated
Tagged action adventure, action movies, adventure, Afghanistan, Carolco Pictures, David Morrell, Flavor Flav, graphic violence, killing machine, kills, Peter MacDonald, profanity, R-rated, Rambo, Rambo III, review, Richard Crenna, Sheldon Lettich, spoiler, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam, violence, war
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Rambo: First Blood Part 2
…ussians. He meets up with a lone Vietnamese soldier. The soldier shoots at Rambo repeatedly, and Rambo never even flinches. He stands there and stares at the soldier. The soldier runs out of ammo, looks at Rambo, and runs the other direction. Rambo ever so slowly raises his bow and takes aim. He shoots the soldier with one of his exploding arrow heads, causing him to explode. Nothing was left of this guy, not even his boots. Best line: Rambo gets… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action adventure, action movies, David Morrell, explosion, George P. Cosmatos, gore, James Cameron, Kevin Jarre, R-rated, Rambo, Rambo II, Richard Crenna, Sylvester Stallone, Vietnam, violence
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First Blood (Rambo I)
…pressing a knife to the throat of the driver. The driver, shaken, looks at Rambo. Rambo: Don’t look at me, look at the road. That’s how accidents happen. Guys getting killed (Bad guys): Hicksville police force/national guard. Amount of time before Rambo related action: ~15 mins Best Explosion: Rambo blows up a jeep, which rolls into a gas station, which explodes, causing the flaming wreckage to fly into a nearby car dealership lot, wherein all the… Continue reading
Rambo (2008), a.k.a. John Rambo, the fourth one
…ldiers stumble on the corpses of a few zillion of their dead comrades that Rambo took out the night before), Rambo sets up a mine on the bomb. He leads them there by tying a piece of the American woman’s shirt to the mine and then covering the mine with leaves. The Burmese dogs lead them to the shirt, confused the military picks it up and sets off the mine, also setting off the bomb. This explosion is so great that it makes when the Mothership in… Continue reading
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Tagged action movies, blood, Burma, explosion, Rambo, war
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Coming Attraction: Rambo V Update
…about what the plot of Rambo V will actually be about. Some have said that Rambo V will be about Rambo finding out he has a daughter and battling human traffickers, or it being more like Rambo: First Blood; however, Sylvester Stallone himself explained what the plot was to be about. Ain’t It Cool News received a voice mail from Stallone setting straight all the rumors. Rambo V: The Savage Hunt is supposed to be Rambo battling a “beast” that is sup… Continue reading
Coming Attractions: Rambo V
…t of the cast; I know of at least one dude that’s definitely gonna be in a Rambo movie). As of right now it’s been speculated that the plot will center around Rambo finding out he has a daughter, only to have her get kidnapped immediately, and big R will have to go on a mission to save her. With such a classic, archetypal action movie plot to draw from, maybe this one will be as crazy as Rambo (IV)! Here’s hoping! This is the Action Flick Chick, a… Continue reading
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Tagged coming attractions, James Byron Huggins, John Rambo, Rambo, Rambo V, Rambo V: The savage hunt, Slyvester Stallone
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Happy 4th of July- Rambo Rampage
…What better way to celebrate the 4th of July than to watch Rambo freakin’ wreck some stuff! Enjoy your freedom! Rambo 1-3 Kill collection! Rambo 3 Explosion Montage! This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, explosion, explosion montage, kill, kill montage, Rambo, YouTube
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