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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
…s This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass! Related comics: * Action Chick vs. Predators * Action Chick vs. Predator-in-Chief * Action Chick vs. Smurf – Round One * Action Chick vs. Predators vs. Twilight Related reviews: * Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987) * Predators (2010) * May Mega Mayhem: Alien vs. Predator! Related articles: * Coming Attraction: Predators (2010) * Arnold Fest 2009! Predator Trivia * Predators (… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Arnold Fest 2009! Arnold’s Beginning.
…to Arnold is as easy as a fat kid eating a whole cake in one sitting; he doesn’t even break a sweat. He won five Mr. Universe titles. So what are you supposed to do when it seems like no one will ever be able to beat you in the Mr. Olympia competition? You go into acting apparently. So Arnold retired from bodybuilding and went into acting, which I would like to thank him for. He came out of retirement in 1980 to win his 7th Mr. Olympia title. The… Continue reading
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Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austria, Mr. Olympia, Mr. Universe
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Raw Deal (1986): Plenty of Learning Opportunities
…and I have a few more reviews that I never got to post during September so Arnold Fest will be extended for a few more days. Yay! Who knows? You may see it again in 2010! It never ceases to amaze me how much ass Arnold can kick. I have seen a ton of Arnold movies, but each time I watch one, or watch one again, I am always excited and blown away by how much ass he kicks. And that my friends, is what makes a true action star. Raw Deal is about a cop… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Alphy Galuten, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Boardman, Claude Gaudette, cookies, Darren McGavin, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group, Dino De Laurentiis, Ed Lauter, explosion, FBI, Gary DeVore, Godfather, John Irvin, Kathryn Harrold, kill, Luciano Vincenzoni, Mafia, Martha Schumacher, mob, mobster, Normal Wexler, Nudity, Paul Shenar, pervasive language, phallic shapes, Raw Deal, Robert Davi, Rolling stones, Sam Wanamaker, Sergio Donati, sexual content, Steven Hill, strong violence, violence, witness protection
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True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
…e so many great things about True Lies. For starters, it has a great cast. Arnold, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold are all very funny in this flick. We even get to see Bill Paxton and a young Eliza Dushku. Then there’s the rugged Charlton Heston and sexy Tia Carrere. Another great thing about his flick is the dancing from Jamie Lee Curtis. Who knew that was coming? Here she is, a housewife in baggy clothing, and then you turn around and BAM! She’s do… Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Ahnold, AIM-9 Sidewinder, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Art Malik, AV-8B Harrier, Bill Paxton, breasts, Charles Zidi, Charlton Heston, Claude Zidi, dance, Didier Kaminka, Eliza Dushku, Florida Keys, Grant Heslov, horse, James Bond, James Cameron, Jamie Lee Curtis, La Totale, Lightstorm Entertainment, Miou-Miou, Nudity, Omega Sector, Partial Nudity, pole dance, R-rated, remake, sexy dance, Simon Michaël, spoiler, spy, Stephanie Austin, strip-tease, terrorism, terrorists, Thierry Lhermitte, Tia Carrere, Tom Arnold, True Lies, truth serum, violence
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Arnold Fest 2009!
…ed me with hours and hours of awesome action entertainment, I have created Arnold Fest 2009. For the whole month of September, I will be reviewing Arnold movies and posting fascinating facts and not so fascinating facts about him. Of course, I may have to take a small intermission to review some new releases but then we’ll be right back to the Arnold Fest. Let the SCHWARZEN-ING BEGIN! Previous Schwarriffic posts: Commando (1985) Terminator 2: Judg… Continue reading
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Tagged Ahnold, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bodybuilding, Commando, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Expendables
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