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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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AFC Classic: 14 Reasons Why Die Hard is Pretty Much the Best Action Movie Ever
I was interviewed recently on the influence of Die Hard in the action genre, and, while I was mulling it over in my head, all these little details started sticking out about the flick, making me realize how much care … Continue reading
Posted in 5 kabooms, action, trivia
Tagged Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Hans Gruber, John McClane, Yipee Ki-yay motherfucker
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Review: A Good Day to Die Hard
Hollywood should either get John McTiernan, Jeb Stuart, and Steven de Souza back, or leave the Die Hard franchise alone. These men are the masterminds behind the original film, and while no-one is likely to fully recapture its magic, I’m … Continue reading
14 Reasons Why Die Hard is Pretty Much the Best Action Movie Ever
I was interviewed recently on the influence of Die Hard in the action genre, and, while I was mulling it over in my head, all these little details started sticking out about the flick, making me realize how much care … Continue reading
Posted in action, trivia
Tagged Alan Rickman, Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Hans Gruber, John McClane, Yipee Ki-yay motherfucker, Yipee ki-yay motherfukcer
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Looper (2012): You’ll Want to Stay in the Loop on this One!
Let me give you the scooper about a time travel flick called Looper. In it, Joseph-Gordon Levitt is super, and Bruce Willis also kicks major pooper. Okay, I’m foregoing the rhyming shtick for the rest of this review. The much-anticipated … Continue reading
Will Die Hard Be Resuscitated or Die?
There have always been some reservations about A Good Day to Die Hard, the fifth film in the Die Hard series; however, you don’t have to worry any more because director John Moore talked a little bit about the fifth … Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie, What is it?
Tagged A good day to die hard, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Die Hard 5 interview, Empire, John McClane, John Moore, movie
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Action’s Most Ass-Kicking Dads!
Father’s Day is Sunday, and before you say, “oh, crap,” and rush out to buy a gift hoping that you can magically get it to your father in time, I’ve got a better idea for you. Does your dad like … Continue reading
Posted in family
Tagged Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Father's day, John McClane, Lethal Weapon, Liam Neeson, Murtaugh, Riggs, Taken
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Coming Attraction: A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)!
2013 will bring the best Valentine’s Day present ever with the release of the fifth installment of the Die Hard series, A Good Day to Die Hard! Bruce Willis will reprise his role as the awesome John McClane (because it … Continue reading