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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
Haywire Starring Gina Carano (Guest Chick Review)
She’s been pushed too far! Things are gonna get all Haywire in here! Revenge is a bitch and so is Gina Carano! Haywire tells the story of Mallory Kane (Gina Carano), a freelancing operative who works on contract when the … Continue reading
Who’s the #1 Ass-Kicking Movie Heroine? With Haywire Giveaway!
HAYWIRE opens nationwide January 20. SYNOPSIS: This dynamic action-thriller directed by Oscar® winner Steven Soderbergh (Contagion) boasts a talented cast that includes Channing Tatum (GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra), Ewan McGregor (The Ghost Writer), Michael Fassbender (X-Men: First Class), … Continue reading
Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
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Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Review: Bail Enforcers (2011)!
Often when a wrestler is in a movie, they’re usually the worst actor in the film. However, that is not the case with Bail Enforcers. WWE’s Trish Stratus was one of the best actors in the film, and she was … Continue reading
ActionFest Film Review: 13 Assassins (2010)
If ever there was a dude you don’t want to antagonize, it would be a samurai, especially any of the samurai in the Japanese film 13 Assassins. Directed by Takashi Miike, 13 Assassins is a samurai epic based on a … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie
Tagged 13 Assassins, Action Film Festival, Action Flick Chick, action movie, Actionfest, foreign, Goro Inagaki, independent film, Japanese film, Koji Yakusho, Lord Naritsugu, Samurai, Shinzaemon, Shogun, Takashi Miike
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Coming Attraction: April 2011 Preview!
Pumped to See: April 1: Super April 8: Your Highness April 8: Hanna April 15: Scream 4 April 29: Fast Five April 29: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (limited) Neither Pumped Nor Pissed: April 1: Source Code April 1: Insidious … Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, action movie, Apollo 18, Arthur, Born to Be a Star, Born to Be Wild, Cat Run, Ceremony, Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, Fast Five, Hanna, Haywire, Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil, Hop, Insidious, Madea's Big Happy Family, Meek's Cutoff, Prom, Rio, Scream 4, Soul Surfer, Source Code, Super, The Conspirator, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Water For Elephants, Your Highness
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Best Police Action Movie? With S.W.A.T. Firefight DVD Giveaway
Random respondent will win the new SWAT: Firefight DVD for answering the topic “What’s the best police action movie?” by the end of this week, Saturday at midnight Pacific. —————————————— SYNOPSIS: An expert in anti-terrorism tactics, hotshot LAPD officer Paul Cutler … Continue reading
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Tagged action flick, action movie, Behind Enemy Lines, Benny Boom, Carly Pope, cop movie, Gabriel Macht, Giancarlo Esposito, Kristanna Loken, police movie, Robert Patrick, S.W.A.T., S.W.A.T. Firefight, SWAT, SWAT Firefight, T2, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day
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