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Hidden Strike (2023): So Hidden It Doesn’t Strike at All?
Does JC + JC equal a formula for an ass-kicking good time, or is Hidden Strike best left hidden? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms
Tagged action movie, Bad movie, CGI, Jackie Chan, John Cena, PG-13, Worst jackie chan movie, Worst john cena movie
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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
AFC Classic: Double Impact- Twice the Van Damme, Twice the Knots!
JCVD is so pompous the only costar worthy of his time is himself! JCVD plays twins in the action film, but the real scene stealer is the huge knot on JCVD’s forehead. He must’ve hurt himself pretty bad at some … Continue reading
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Tagged action movie, Double Impact, JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Muscles from Brussels, twins, Van Damme
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Coming Attraction: Grudge Match!
According to the Grudge Match trailer, “A great performer knows when to get off the stage.” Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro both agree that it’s not that time for them, because they’re still working like crazy, squeezing in every … Continue reading
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Tagged Action Flick Chick, action movie, Grudge Match, Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone
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Review: A Good Day to Die Hard
Hollywood should either get John McTiernan, Jeb Stuart, and Steven de Souza back, or leave the Die Hard franchise alone. These men are the masterminds behind the original film, and while no-one is likely to fully recapture its magic, I’m … Continue reading
Review: Bullet to the Head
Bullet to the Head, starring my main squeeze Sylvester Stallone, follows the typical action movie formula and ends up being a good, but not excellent, action flick (It hurts me to say that about anything with Stallone in it). Stallone’s … Continue reading
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) Trailer
On March 22, 2013 Olympus Has Fallen, formerly known as the much more hilarious White House Taken, will hit theaters. The film stars Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, and Morgan Freeman. People, we may as well go ahead and call this … Continue reading
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Tagged Aaron Eckhart, action movie, Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Olympus Has Fallen, trailer, White House Taken
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