Stolen: It’s like Taken, only crappier! That still won’t stop me from going to see it because I’ve grown to love watching Nicolas Cage pile on the cheese in my bad movie nachos The guy just can’t say no to a movie! Stop me if you’ve heard this one: in Stolen, Cage plays Will Montgomery, a man whose daughter gets taken…I mean stolen, and he runs around kicking ass to get her back. You can see Stolen in theaters next week, September 14, 2012.
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
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