Coming Attraction: Looper (2012)!

Time travel. If you don’t have a Tardis or a specially made Delorean, it’s not something you’re likely to experience. In the future, however,  time travel is not only available, but it’s used as a tool for gangsters to assassinate people and dump their bodies in the past, which seems like a bit of an underutilization of it, but whatever.  When Joseph Simmons (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is tasked with assassinating his older self (Bruce Willis), crap starts to get timey-wimey. Looper loops its way into theaters on September 28!

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GAGA Webseries Premiere!

Thanks to everyone who contributed to my Kickstarter project, my new webseries, Geeks and Gamers Anonymous (GAGA), will premiere September 19! Subscribe to Action Flick Chick’s Youtube channel so you don’t miss out on all the game addicted madness!

I would like to give a special thanks to the following for their parts in making GAGA happen:

Joshua Graham @thefritob

Michael Dougherty @wickedjava

Kristine Hassell @GermanCityGirl

Dali Dimovski @kewlrats

Landen Koepkey @LandenKoepkey

William Redd @regularguy5mb

Chris Mecteau @ChrisCMecteau

Sam Rossoff @tzenes

Dave Bullis @Dave_Bullis

Laura Bronkhorst @TotalHavok

Stephanie Thorpe @thestephthorpe

Justin Smith @onyersix

Rick Swift @iratefilms

Jim Shires @Converse1

Erin Prather @epswriter

Seth! Leary @SethBang

BransEvilTwin

Rachael Berkey

Anthony Olson @Tloloc

Eric Freeman @EricFreeman11

Paul Vu

Kristina VanHeeswijk @ondinal_songs

Jeffrey Gilbert @shadoestar2071

Ryan Percival @TikldBlu

Brandon Eaker @bmeaker

Tim Blankley @fluffypigskin

Charles Piner @cpinerthegeek

Robert Coupee @bobcoupee

Lindsay Shoemaker @ShoeLin_1685

CoryMeir @corymeir

Christopher Daley @csdaley

Kareem Ali @realkareemali

Mark Scott Jr @ScooterPrime

Mike Dooling @mdooling

Kevin Chin @KevTweets

Stephanie Wooten @shinyswoots

Aaron Trahan @GameJumperX

Matthew Dunlop @TheGeekMatt

James Turnbull @kartar

Jamye Graham @SuperbackComic

Christina Roberts @anaria

Matt Selter

Sally Robinson @sallyrose1214

Preston Haley @PrestonHaley

Alex Esther

Michael P. Owen @owenmp

Don Buley @donbuley

Armand Juanillo @SAssassian

Tushar Nene @tusharnene

Erlend Aakre @erlendaakre

Teresa Beech @UKTeresa

Steven Dengler @MegaCynics

Aaron Teplitsky @yyr_

Sarah Phillips

Larry Fleming @sirlarryfleming

Tim (Asbestos)

Andrew FitzSimons @AndyFitzSimons

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Review: Blood and Bone (2009)!

Knuckle up for some underground martial arts fighting! Blood and Bone stars Michael Jai White (MJW) as a martial artist so badass he barely has to speak- his swagger and skills do all the talking.

Bone (Michael Jai White) has a bone to pick with evil mob boss James (Eammon Walker). Bone’s fresh out of prison and looking to start a new life in the world of illegal underground fighting. Good job, Bone! Way to turn over a new leaf. He gets involved with the fighting tournaments and ends up butting heads with local crime lord James (the villain, who is so unremarkably named I kept forgetting he was the baddie) in an attempt to make good on a promise he made to a dying friend.

Blood and Bone walks down the mediocre road with the best of them. As a direct to DVD movie, it was neither great, nor terrible. Bone is portrayed as such an untouchable fighter that there is no dramatic tension in the film. There’s never a question as to who is going to win any given fight, and every now and then it’s okay to have a film that’s an indulgent string of one-sided brawls.

The greatest thing about this film is the fight choreography. It features other martial artists/MMA fighters such as Matt Mullins (Mortal Kombat), Bob Sapp (Conan the Barbarian), Kimbo Slice (The Scorpion King 3), Maurice Smith, Gina Carano (Haywire), and Ernest “The Cat” Miller (The Wrestler). Things get rough with all these powerhouses on screen, and MJW is at the front of it all with some amazingly powerful kicks and muscles that ripple for miles. (I think I just found my new favorite martial artist!) All the fights looked great and were pretty brutal, but when looking at the whole film, there just weren’t enough of them. There are some long spells of talking between the fights, but the dialogue will teach you some things like, “Profanity is a brutal vice, he that uses it is no gentleman.” Sh*t, it’s a good thing I’m a woman.

 

Time Until Action Starts: ~ 2 minutes

Baddie: Mob boss James (Eammon Walker)

Best Line: “I need you to deliver a message. I want you to tell every motherf***er behind these walls that if they get the notion to F*** with me…don’t!” -Bone

Best Takedown: Four guys approach MJW like they’re going to beat him up. Silly boys thinking they can beat MJW with only four against one. He confidently meets them head on with one jump in which he kicks all of them to the floor. Holy Zod balls! He got off so many kicks in one jump he looked like he had extra legs.

Action Rating: 2 Bones, out of 5.

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Stolen (2012) Trailer!

Stolen: It’s like Taken, only crappier! That still won’t stop me from going to see it because I’ve grown to love watching Nicolas Cage pile on the cheese in my bad movie nachos The guy just can’t say no to a movie! Stop me if you’ve heard this one: in Stolen, Cage plays Will Montgomery, a man whose daughter gets taken…I mean stolen, and he runs around kicking ass to get her back. You can see Stolen in theaters next week, September 14, 2012.

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) Trailer!

Ever consider what Hansel and Gretel would be like if they were all grown up? In the world of Hollywood, they grew up to become witch hunters thanks to the childhood trauma that involved slaying a cannibalistic witch. Now the siblings have a taste for evil witches’ blood and 15 years after that first event, they become witch bounty hunters. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters will star the newest action buff Jeremy Renner and Prince of Persia’s Gemma Arterton. Originally, the film was scheduled to be released back in March, but was postponed until January 11, 2013 to avoid being overshadowed by The Hunger Games and to also cash in on the new fame of Jeremy Renner after The Avengers. Not a bad idea if that’s really why they postponed the film. It’s been reported that two versions of the film are being screened, a PG-13 and R version. You should know Action Chick’s vote- definitely go with R. With an R rating, I will be in line for Hansel and Gretel without a doubt.

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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Michael Jai White to Headline His Own Action Movie Franchise!

There just isn’t enough Michael Jai White (Black Dynamite, Undisputed II) in the action movie industry, but Moonstone Entertainment is trying to rectify that by giving White his own action movie franchise, Codename: Falcon. Indiwire reports that White signed on to star in the new franchise that will come out in 2013 and follow former marine, John “Falcon” Chapman. Favela, the first film, will see Chapman traveling to Brazil hunting for his sister’s killers but discovering much more than he bargained for including, but not limited to, police corruption ruled by the Japanese mafia. Favela will be directed by Isaac Florentine and is in pre-production right now.

I would love to see White back on screen kicking some ass since he does it so well! He holds eight black belts in various forms of martial arts, so if any one is capable of being a big-time action star, MJW fits the bill.

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!

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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) Trailer!

Jean-Claude Van Damme sports a creepy new bald look in the film Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning. Even though there are many Universal Soldier films, this one will act as a third film to the original featuring the same characters, Luc Deveraux (JCVD) and Andrew Scott (Dolph Lundgren) along with new comer John (Scott Adkins). Luc and Andrew lead an army of Unisols without any pesky government keeping them in check, so things are bound to get crazy and violent. The first film featured some great action wrapped in a big ball of cheesiness, and I can only hope for the same from Day of Reckoning. It debuts on VOD October 25, 2012 and in theaters November 30, 2012!

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FenCox IX with Special Guest Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill

FenCon IX will be held September 21-23, 2012, at the Crowne Plaza North Dallas/Galleria. FenCon is a literary science fiction and fantasy convention with quite a lot of filk programming, some science programming, an outstanding collection of guests, an art show, a charity auction to support Literary Instruction for Texas, a short story contest, a writers workshop, and fans like you. FenCon is a production of the Dallas Future Society.

And look who they’ve invited to join them as a special guest this time.
From the FenCon IX guest and program participant page:

Katrina Hill
Katrina Hill is, first and foremost, a lover of all things action. She is the writer/creator of the website www.actionflickchick.com, and has quickly become known as the go to source for action movie news, reviews, and interviews. She also writes freelance for MTV Geek, created a new webseries Geeks and Gamers Anonymous (GAGA), and is the author of Action Movie Freak by Krause Publications, a guidebook to the best action movies around, due out in November.

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