Jack the Giant Slayer Trailer Fee Fi Fo Fums Its Way Here

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There’s a good vibe surrounding Jack the Giant Slayer, Bryan Singer’s fast-paced reimagining of the classic fairy tale. Everything we’ve seen of it so far seems to indicate a good balance of humor and action- whether there will be any substance to the flick remains to be seen; but hey, at the very least, it will probably be fun. And after seeing Nicholas Hoult do a great job in Warm Bodies, I’m rather optimistic. Here we have a the trailer featuring some giant-sized action, along with, of course, some beanstalks! Jack the Giant Slayer hits theaters March 1, 2013.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past- Could a Nightcrawling Storm Be Approaching?

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The next flick in the X-Men film series (barring Wolverine’s solo outing) already boasts an impressive cast of Magnetos and Xaviers classic and new, Mystique, Wolverine, and several young vets of the original trilogy. Whether or not the weather goddess, Storm, or the high-flying BAMFer, Nighcrawler, will make appearances is still up in the air. Here’s what director Bryan Singer had to say about Storm’s possible return:

“I can’t say. I don’t know yet. And it’s not necessarily a deal making aspect at all. I want to make sure it’ll make sense. I don’t want to say who the protagonists are yet, or talk about that yet, but I will say that every character has a very important function in the story. The story is designed and catered to the combined cast. It’s not just throwing in people to occupy the screen, occupy the billboards.”

When it comes to Nightcrawler, his response was much more truncated: “I don’t know. We’ll see.”

Even if these two X-favorites don’t return, this film already seems to be shaping up into one hell of a ride. No matter what happens, it’s going to be interesting.

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The Walking Dead 3-9: The Walking Dixons

It’s BAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! The Walking Dead is finally back on AMC with “The Suicide King.” After an intense opening, the episode slowed down so that the characters could take a breath, maybe even a nap, lick their wounds clean, and regroup after the hell on earth everyone went through last night.

But first, let’s check in with Dale.

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Shane, quick, while that raccoon ain’t around. I want you to grab this.

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Man, if you’re gettin’ weird on me you’re gonna get a punch in the mouth.

 

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Nobody’s gettin’ weird, Shane. Just grab this and I’ll let you climb in.

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(Later)
See, Shane, isn’t this relaxing? We got a hammock-tent up nice and high. No way walkers, or, more importantly, that dang raccoon, can get us up here.

 

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(unintelligible raccoon noises while he unties the hammock-tent rope)

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*hammock-tent collapses*
Shane, I think that raccoon might be the devil.

Thanks, Dale. Now, onwards, to the recap!

Here’s what happens:

 In Woodbury:

The show left us on a major cliffhanger before the break, but picks up without a second lost. The Governor forces Merle and Daryl to fight each other in his little Thunderdome, but Maggie and Rick swoop in to save them. When they escape with Merle in tow, a gaping hole is left in Woodbury’s wall, and zombies line up to get in to the fresh meat. One thing the show kind of breezed over was that, during the rescue, Maggie sniped some young, innocent bystander. Whether it was accidental (or if, in the chaos, she even realized she did it) remains to be seen.

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Merle: Heeey, little brother.

The next day the citizens of Woodbury freak out. They pack up their crap and storm the gate to leave, but just as they’re trying to hit the dusty trail, the backdoor zombies show up and chow down on some Woodburians. Andrea and the others take out the walkers fairly quickly, but they’re left with the issue of the mortally wounded, bitten guy. The Governor deals with that issue in an instant- he’s tired of babysitting soft little babies, and he shoots the infected man in the head and walks off with nary a word. Andrea tries to do the right thing by making a moving speech and calming the town down. But, she’s Andrea, so after The Governor explains how he kept the fact that her friends were there, she tells him: “Don’t do that- don’t drive me out.” At this point I literally yelled in frustration at the screen. She’s really going to say that to the guy who has lied to her repeatedly and pitted her friends against each other to fight to the death!?! Someone (Michonne) needs to beat some sense into her. No matter how stupid her decisions may be, however, I still don’t want her to get killed off because she keeps things interesting.

The rest of the group:

After the escape Rick, Glen, Maggie, and Daryl try to figure out what to do with Merle. Merle’s too volatile to be added to the group, and Daryl won’t leave him behind, so the Dixon Bros. head off into the woods as a duo. Everyone else returns to the prison and gets some much-needed rest. Michonne sleeps off her concussion (which you should never, ever do), Maggie and Glen get bandaged up, Hershel does some supportin’, Carl sits around with a hardass look on his face, and Rick starts to utterly lose his crap.

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Carol, it’s gonna be all right. Actually, it’s not gonna be all right, not since everyone got killed and my wife got ate up by a fat zombie after she died giving birth to a baby I can’t stand.

While trying to figure out what to do with Tyrese his band of people, Rick has a mental breakdown and starts screaming at a spooky, hallucinatory Lori. After what he’s been through, it’s no surprise that Officer Grimes is breaking down, but it looks like he may take some people with him if somebody doesn’t intervene in a hurry. Next episode we may finally get to see the Sheriff locked up.

 

Likes:

  • Merle acting like a belligerent ass, and Rick knocking him out to shut him up.
  • Maggie sniping the crap out of Woodbury.
  • Glen yanking the zombie out of the truck and stomping its brains in.
  • The Governor getting real, not sugarcoating everything for the citizens anymore.

 

Dislikes:

  • Daryl leaving with Merle. He’d better be back soon or I’m going to go into withdrawal.
  • “Don’t drive me out.” Holy Maury Mother of God!!!! Andrea, you drive me freaking crazy!!!

 

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Stallone’s Forty Years of Action Awesomeness, TV Recaps, and More!

In addition to writing for my site, I’ve also got articles over at the wonderful Fanhattan.com, as well as the equally wonderful Arcadesushi.com. Here’s a highlights reel of this week’s articles so far:

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Sylvester Stallone has been in the action movie business for roughly forty-three years. He’s an action icon whose career has been a staple in propelling the action genre to its mainstream popularity. I will always be amazed that the man is still making movies in his late 60’s; and, not just easy “I’ll be sitting down in every scene” kind of movies. No, sir. He’s doing stunts, breaking his neck, and punching b-holes left and right for our entertainment. He’s a stinking terminator! His newest film, Bullet to the Head, hits theaters this weekend, so what better time to visit the “good old days” with a Stallone-a-thon!

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Snap! This episode of Arrow features betrayals out the wazoo… which is probably why it’s called “Betrayal.” You couldn’t throw a rock without hitting someone in the process of betraying someone. Diggle has to slap the blinders off Ollie’s eyes, Laurel finds out her father’s true intentions, and Tommy is still boring (no surprise there).

The island flashback revealed some exciting stuff for fans of Spartacus and Deathstroke- super sexy Manu Bennett is Slade Wilson, a.k.a Deathstroke, a.k.a The Terminator, a.k.a big trouble. However, apparently there’s two men running around sporting the signature Deathstroke mask. Slade tells Ollie that he has a partner who wears the same mask and it was he who tortured him. Yeah, sure! Blame it on your “partner” just to avoid an awkward conversation with the guy you sliced up. Ollie lets it go for the moment, and starts training with Slade to be a fighting machine so that they can take over an air field. Yes! More of this please, and, the in future, throw in a few shirtless Slade/Ollie workout sessions as well.

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SlotZ Racer 2

Ever dream about getting behind the wheel of a race car, feeling that rush of driving 200 miles per hour, almost flying off the road with every errant curve? SlotZ Racer 2 is nothing like that; however, you can safely race virtual RC cars around tiny tracks and watch them go flying.
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So serious Kiera (Rachel Nichols) from Continuum.

I don’t know why but every time I say Continuum, I want to say it in the rhythm of the Activia commercial. Con-tin-uum! Hopefully you’ll get it stuck in your head the same way I have. P.S. Your welcome! “Matter of Time” wasn’t a very thrilling episode because it spent most of its time setting up plot that will hopefully be important later. One thing that would help these slow episodes along is some freaking humor. It doesn’t have to be a giggle fest, just a joke here or there is all I’m asking for. Kiera is very dry. So dry she’ll make your skin crack just looking at her. I’m hoping that lightening up is part of her overall journey, so that one day she might crack a joke and a smile.

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And here’s a Community recap from my AFC co-conspirator, Alex!

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This seems like a gross misuse of community college funds.

Community‘s back with a vengeance, despite some network interference and behind-the-scenes reorganization. The beloved cult darling’s fourth season descended from the heavens like a mighty bolt of lightning. The question is: did that bolt strike true, or ’twas it a heartless spark?

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is in Production!

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The wait is over, it has officially been announced that The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is in production and will hit theaters May 2, 2014! Marc Webb returns as director, which is appropriate given how well he shaped the first film and that his last name is Webb. Peter Parker’s (Andrew Garfield) relationship with Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) was a major focus of the first flick, but things might get a little love triangular, though, seeing as how Shailene Woodley has been cast as Mary Jane Watson. Thor actor, Colm Feore, has been confirmed for the film as well but his role is yet to be known. Here’s some more info straight from the press release:

Columbia Pictures announced today that filming has begun on The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York. The film is the first in the history of the franchise that will be filmed entirely in New York City and New York State.

The sequel to last year’s critical and box office hit The Amazing Spider-Man, the film stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Shailene Woodley, Dane DeHaan, Colm Feore, Paul Giamatti, and Sally Field.

In The Amazing Spider-Man 2, for Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), life is busy – between taking out the bad guys as Spider-Man and spending time with the person he loves, Gwen (Emma Stone), high school graduation can’t come quickly enough. Peter hasn’t forgotten about the promise he made to Gwen’s father to protect her by staying away – but that’s a promise he just can’t keep. Things will change for Peter when a new villain, Electro (Jamie Foxx), emerges, an old friend, Harry Osborn (Dane DeHaan), returns, and Peter uncovers new clues about his past…

Color me excited for this one, folks. I truly enjoyed The Amazing Spider-Man (though I did get a little weary of sitting through the initial re-hashing of Peter getting his powers. Come on, Spider-Man was only ten years ago, Hollywood!) Garfield and Stone are both perfectly cast, both as individuals and as a pair, so I look forward to seeing what they’ll do next.

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Dallas Sci-fi Expo February 9-10

sfxC2 Ventures is having their annual Sci-fi Expo this weekend, February 9-10, and they have a powerful lineup of guests. You can go back to the future, walk with the dead, go star trekking and more. Check out the official press release for all the yumminess that is to come to Dallas. Plus, I’ll be there. Come say hi! Grab passes early, people- you don’t want to miss this con!

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Press Release

 Sci-Fi Expo goes ‘Back To The Future’

Dallas Comic Con: Sci-Fi Expo goes Back To The Future, with three actors from the popular movie series topping the star-studded guest list on Feb. 9 and 10 at the Irving Convention Center in Irving, Texas. Christopher Lloyd, who played the iconic Dr. Emmett Brown, joins fellow cast members Lea Thompson (Marty’s mother, “Lorraine”) and James Tolkan (“Principal Strickland”) as they meet fans, sign autographs and pose for photos with a replica Delorean time machine.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’s Avery Brooks — “Capt. Benjamin Sisko” – makes his first Dallas appearance at the Expo, which also will feature zombie killers Laurie Holden and Danai Gurira from the popular series, The Walking Dead. Battlestar Galactica fans will be treated to appearances by actors Edward James Olmos, Tricia Helfer, James Callis and Sam Witwer.

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The science fiction line-up continues with Tron actors Bruce Boxleitner and Cindy Morgan, Firefly/Serenity actress Morena Baccarin, William Sanderson from Blade Runner and Erin Gray, star of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Rounding out the guest list are Billy Boyd, who played the hobbit “Pippin” in the Lord of the Rings trilogy; Andrew McCarthy, whose long list of credits includes St. Elmo’s Fire and Weekend at Bernie’s; Hercules star Kevin Sorbo; and Dallas native Glenn Morshower, who plays “Lou” on the new Dallas TV series.

Topping the guest list on the comic side are Adam Hughes, cover artist for Fairest, Catwoman, Batgirl and Wonder Woman; Superman artist George Perez; and Michael Golden, legendary artist of Nam, Doctor Strange and The Micronauts. Making their first appearance with Dallas Comic Con are Image Comics co-founder Jim Valentino, Marvel Comics artist Cynthia Martin, and artist/painter Mark Texeira. Other comic guests include artists Tom Feister, Joe Eisma, Steve Erwin and Cal Slayton; illustrator Allison Sohn; and editor Renee Witterstaetter.

The actors will be available to sign autographs, talk with fans and answer questions during special panel discussions, which are free to attend as space allows. Media guests charge a fee for autographs and fans also may pay to have a professional photographer take their photo with select actors. Comic guests also will talk with fans, do commissioned sketches as time allows, and offer a variety of merchandise for sale to attendees.

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The two-day Expo features 300 vendor booths in the exhibit hall and fourth floor lobby. New to this show will be a “Cosplay Carpet” for the many fans who attend in costume, with a 30-foot backdrop and red carpet creating the ideal setting for viewing costumes and taking photos. Costume-clad fans also will vie for cash and prizes during Saturday evening’s costume contest.

Admission to Dallas Comic Con: Sci-Fi Expo is $25 Saturday and $20 Sunday. A two-day priority pass is available for $40, and children ages 5-12 are $5 when accompanied by a paying adult. Children ages 4 and under are admitted free. VIP passes for this show are sold out.

Tickets may be purchased at the box office beginning at 9 a.m. Saturday and 10 a.m. Sunday. Coupons for $5 off can be found in The Dallas Observer, Fort Worth Weekly and other North Texas newspapers.

Show hours are 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. The Irving Convention Center, 500 W. Las Colinas Blvd., is at the intersection of SH114 and Northwest Highway in Irving, Texas.

For more information on events and schedules, please visit the website at www.scifiexpo.com.

 

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Stand Up Guys: Interview with Director Fisher Stevens

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Photo credit Saeed Adyani, Roadside Attractions

Stand Up Guys starring Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, and Alan Arkin, is about a group of aging con men who get back together for one last hurrah. Director Fisher Stevens spent some time with a group of us on a livestream Q&A session. With such a legendary cast, naturally the questions gravitated towards Walken and Pacino, but Stevens also discusses the script and some inspirations for the film.

The film is a fun romp, with a lot of “old man” humor to it, but just like Stevens says in the interview, it packs a powerful message. You can see the film is in theaters now.

Livestream Q&A:

Can you say something about how you directed Christopher Walken? Were there any differences between approach with Pacino and Walken?

Stevens: I have directed Chris and Al in different ways. Before we started shooting, I knew Al much better than Chris and I spent a bit more time going over the script at the beginning with Al. So I felt a bit more at ease directing Al at first. With Chris, I had to feel my way around at the beginning but they both welcomed direction. However, sometimes they would disagree with me.  But ultimately, they would always try one the way I wanted it, the way I liked it. They ultimately gave me many different varieties of takes.

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Director Fisher Stevens (left) and Al Pacino (right) on the set of STAND UP GUYS.
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How tough was it for you to get Al and Christopher to agree to the roles?

Stevens: When I started the movie, Al and Chris told me that they had done a reading a few years earlier of a different version of the script. Al played Doc, Chris Played Val. So when I called Chris to say I was directing the film, he asked who was going to play Doc and expressed interest in playing Doc himself. He said he really enjoys that role because as he is getting older, he enjoys playing grandfathers.

So I went in a round about way to try and get someone else to play opposite Chris, not going to my friend Al Pacino, because I was told he wasn’t interested. I kept sort of striking out until my phone rang one day and it was Al calling me after he had seen a Woody Allen documentary I had executive produced and asked me to work on the doc with him. And I said, “No, I don’t want to work on a documentary with you. I want you to read Stand Up Guys again and consider being in it with me directing.” There was a long pause and Al said, “You’re directing?” And I said, “Yeah,” and he read it and said, “Of course.” 4 weeks later we were in pre-production with Al and Chris.

The first person I thought of for Hirsch was Alan Arkin. I had worked with him as an actor in the film ‘Four Days in September’ 20 years ago. I guess because Chris and Al were already attached to the film, it peaked Arkin’s interest and thank God he said yes. It was like a dream come true.

 

What about the female characters?

Stevens: I auditioned all of the female characters, except Julianna Margulies, who I had worked with in the NY theatre scene. The other girls I auditioned — I saw Lucy Punch in a Woody Allen film and I knew of Vanessa Ferlito from NY theatre. But Addison Timlin was a discovery to me. She knocked the audition out of the park.

 

What films were the primary inspirations behind Stand Up Guys?

Stevens: I was inspired by many films from the 1970s including Dog Day Afternoon, Five Easy Pieces, Straight Time, and The Dirty Dozen. I loved the films from the 70s because they were about characters and not so much about big plot points and big set pieces. I made sure there were no cell phones, no computers, nothing very modern in Stand Up Guys except for the car they steal. Most of the clothes were vintage that the actors wore. The colors were muted. It was like time had forgotten this town and these people.

 

Was there ever thought of an alternate ending and will it be on the DVD?

Stevens: That was always the ending, but that wasn’t the ending in the script. In the script, after Chris Walken says, “I’m all out of gum,” the two characters just walk into the building and the camera pans up to nothing, to blank sky. We added the gunshots and the painting – we opened with the painting, it’s more poetic to close w/ a panting – and when you have Pacino and Walken in your movie, they have to go out firing and you still leave it up to the audience’s imagination of what happened.

 

I’m going to go admittedly shallow here… because I was a fan of ‘Early Edition.’ Any plans to collaborate with Kyle Chandler? You both seem to have found steady success in both TV and film.

Stevens: Kyle Chandler has turned into a fine actor and I would love to work with him again someday. But not on a sequel to ‘Early Edition.’

 

Pacino and Walked are not trying to be funny — the comedy comes from the situations. Did you instruct them to play it more naturally?

Stevens: Yeah, it was important to ground this entire script in reality. That was the only way for it to work. We rehearsed and had long discussions about keeping everything real, even when it comes to these hyper-blown situations. Fortunately, I had the greatest actors in the world to work with and they only know how to do things real. When it felt false, we did another take.

 

Have your experiences as an actor helped you with directing? Knowing what it’s like from both sides of the fence, or does it make it a little more difficult?

Stevens: Yes, being an actor absolutely helped me direct — especially directing actors of this caliber. I think they had an inherent trust in me that saved me a lot of steps in earning it. The other thing about Alan Arkin, Chris Walken, and Al Pacino is that they all come from the theatre, as do I, so we shared a common language.

 

Was it as much fun as it looked?

Stevens: Yes, it was incredibly fun. Sometimes I would get lost just watching them act and forget I was directing. It was also a lot of work, but I would gladly do it again.

 

Can you talk a bit about the script? What were its origins? How did you come across it?

Stevens: The script came about because the writer Noah Haidle was riding his bike in Coney Island one day and saw three old gangster-type looking guys sitting on a park bench drinking coffee out of paper cups. He was imaging what their lives were like and this is what he came up with.

I was sent the script years later, made a bunch of tweaks and changes with Noah and with the producer Tom Rosenberg, and that is the film you’re seeing.

And the actors of course chimed in. One scene was completely improvised — the scene in the whore house where Al and Chris talk about penis enhancement. I overheard them having this discussion about mutual friends and then said, “We have to get this on film.” So we did.

 

Is there an ultimate message the film or you wanted to convey to the audience?

Stevens: I think the ultimate message to the film is to live life to the fullest everyday. Whether it’s your last or it’s not, being a loyal friend is more important than almost anything.

 

 

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Super Bowl Trailers: Star Trek Into Darkness and Fast and Furious 6!

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The Super Bowl brought a smorgasbord of sweet-ass trailers, so here are two more to feast upon!

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