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Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch
…there’s a general lack of the memorable weirdness like inflatable sex doll assassins, death frisbees, and genetically-enhanced animals terrorizing everyone. There are some weird and funny parts there and there, which was more than enough for me and my group of friends to laugh at, so it’s not a complete wash, but Fit to Kill definitely requires group viewings so you can howl at the ridiculousness and talk over the rest. Time until action starts: ~… Continue reading
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Best Romantic Action Movie?
…ragon Single mentions: 12:01; 300; African Queen; Alien; Against All Odds; Assassins; The Big Hit; Conan the Barbarian; The Crow; The Empire Strikes Back; The Getaway (original); Heathers; Zhang Yimou’s Hero; House of Flying Daggers; The Incredible Hulk; Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom; Legends of the Fall; Kiss Kiss Bang Bang; The Last Boy Scout; Last of the Mohicans; The Matrix; Mission: Impossible 2; Natural Born Killers; Ninja Scroll; Ope… Continue reading
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ActionFest 2 Announce Film Lineup, Special Guests, and Jury (Juror Here!)
…he closing night film will be Takeshi Miike’s epic samurai masterpiece, 13 Assassins on Sunday April 10th. Additionally, the following films were announced today: – Bail Enforcers — A bounty hunting babe tackles the tough guys in this World Premiere starring seven-time WWE Women’s Champion Trish Stratus, who will be in attendance! – Never Back Down 2 – World Premiere of this anticipated MMA fight flick, directed by and starring Michael Jai White,… Continue reading
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Tagged Actionfest, Bail Enforcers, Battle Royale, Bellflower, buddy joe hooker, Fightville, Films of Fury: the kung fu movie, Hobo With a Shotgun, lonely place to die, Michael Jai White, Never Back Down 2, Takesi Miike, the heir apparent, tomorrow, Trish Stratus, when the war begins, WWE
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Who’s the #1 Ass-Kicking Movie Heroine? With Haywire Giveaway!
…by someone close to her in her own agency. Suddenly the target of skilled assassins who know her every move, Mallory must find the truth in order to stay alive. Using her black-ops military training, she devises an ingenious—and dangerous—trap. But when things go haywire, Mallory realizes she’ll be killed in the blink of an eye unless she finds a way to turn the tables on her ruthless adversary. With this new action heroine upon us, Action Flick… Continue reading
11 Movies I Recommend From 2022 in a List I Can Call Whatever I Want Because This is My Website and I Am the Boss, Part 1
…tinizes the idea of luck, fate, and coincidences through the story of five assassins who all cross paths at one time on one bullet train. Is it good luck, bad luck, fate, or just a coincidence that they all end up on the same train together? Few films manage to set things up and pay them off as expertly as Bullet Train– each action is a drop of water which creates a ripple that escalates to something bigger until it crashes satisfyingly against th… Continue reading
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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?
…turning a friendly lunch between old pals into an all out bloodbath. Five assassins attacking Bok-soon all at once embarks on a beautiful action journey complete with excellent choreography, usage of all kinds of props and weapons, and a poetic style of camera movements that make you pause and whisper “yes!” to your dog/cat/nearby pet. There’s a slow motion zoom in on Bok-soon smiling as she fights for her life and a touch of humor as she pauses… Continue reading