AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!

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Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres, and Bolo Yeung. Van Damme (Dux) enters the most brutal, illegal, any-freakin’-thing-goes, martial arts fighting tournament called the Kumite. His ultimate opponent is Chong Li (Yeung). Li has been known to severely handicap his opponents and sometimes even kill them, not to mention the fact that he’s got such an overdeveloped chest that his rack would rival even Pamela Anderson. Will Dux be able to overcome this mighty foe? DUM DUM DUM!

One thing I love about this film is that is has just the right amount of cheesy 80’s stuff and awesome kick butt action. It just wouldn’t be a good 80’s fighting movie if there weren’t some training montages. In the first training montage, the master reaches in the water and catches a fish to show off his fast reflexes. However, you can see that the fish wasn’t moving in his hand. So congrats! You caught a dead fish, you have super fast hands. Then there’s the song for another montage, “Fight to Survive!!!” Hell yeah! What a great 80’s song for a fighting 80’s montage!

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Bloodsport also has a great display of all kinds of styles of martial arts. Every fighter gets to show off his moves just before they get owned by Dux or Li. And Van Damme! He’s very impressive in this film. He shows off his nicely shaped body by being shirtless most of the film and his flexibility by doing the splits at several different points. Often times he is doing the splits between two objects so that he is elevated off the ground. Geez, it’s enough to make everyone say “Ouch!”

Bloodsport is based on a real life fighter, Frank Dux, who claims to have done the many great and near impossible things which are laid out for everyone in the film. I’d say they got a good person to portray Dux because Van Damme is not just incredible in the film, he also has a quite notable fighting record in real life. It’s also reported that Van Damme will return to boxing in March of this year. That’ll be exciting to see if he still has what it takes to win. I believe in you, JCVD!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anyway, enough about Van Damme, back to BLOODSPORT! Like I said, this is a great movie, full of fighting, and some perfect cheesy 80’s stuff. It’s an awesome classic, and if you haven’t seen it you’re really missing out.

Time Until Action Starts: ~ 2 minutes

Baddies: Chong Li (Bolo Yeung)

Best Line: “Bricks don’t hit back!” That line is a variant of a legendary line spoken by Bruce Lee in the martial arts masterpiece Enter the Dragon.

WTF Line: “I love you.” This appears to be a normal, often spoken line in real life as well as movies. So why is it my WTF line? Because Dux is saying it to his hype man Ray. He’s not saying it to the girl he’s been oogling over the whole movie, no, he’s saying it to his best friend, the big, hairy dude. Awww, isn’t that sweet? Bros before hos, right?

They're totally BFFs.

They’re totally BFFs.

Best Take Down: Dux is fighting a huge dude who’s not been phased by Dux’s initial assault. However, the D-man still has a few tricks up his sleeve. The opponent lunges toward Dux thinking he has the upper hand, and Dux drops into a split and power uppercuts the guy right in the balls. BOOM! I hope you already had kids, pal, cause you ain’t havin’ any after that uppercut to the undercarriage!

Best Explosion: This is a martial arts film, there aren’t any real explosions. However, a nice substitution would have to be when Chong Li is fighting one of his many opponents. Being the bad guy that he is, he doesn’t play fair. In order to end the fight, Li kicks the side of his opponent’s knee causing his knee to explode! Well, not literally, but the bones do pop out of the guys skin with a really nice cracking sound. It makes you grit your teeth and yell “OOOOHHHH, CRAP!”

Action Rating: 4 Jean-Claude Van Damme Booties, out of 5.

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Illustration by Alex Langley. Rocket Llama World Headquarters.

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Bloodsport was requested by @Dannyson1.

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GAGA PSA 2: Electric Boogaloo (’90s PSA Parody)

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At last, Geeks and Gamers Anonymous (GAGA) has a new and final episode. That’s right, folks, this will be the last of GAGA. We had a great season one thanks to all the backers of the Kickstarter- without you fine people, there would be no first season, just a lone episode and a bunch of partly-filmed, partly-edited footage. Since then we’ve filmed three more episodes, but due to a freak data loss, much of our footage was damaged beyond repair- although there is some of the footage from our lost episodes in the opening credits, so at least some of it survived. Anyway, it’s been hella fun, and I want to thank all of the amazing people who helped out with this over the years, sticking with it through the ups and downs, through the hadokens and gadokens- Brian Allen, Rika Hollinshead-Stead, James Cates, Andrew Greco, Matt Ham, Frank Darko, Kimmie Britt, Nether Noir, and Alex Langley, and the rest of the fine people who helped out with GAGA over the years (you know who you are ;D)

Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your support. Thanks to you guys I was able to pay my hard working cast and crew, get several episodes filmed and edited without going bankrupt over lights/equipment/room rental, and, most of all, put together something silly and fun that you’ll all hopefully enjoy. Now that we’re past all that gushy stuff, I present to you: GAGA PSA 2: Electric Boogalo (’90s PSA Parody)

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Parks and Recreation’s 25 Best Ron Swanson-isms

Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) has particularly struck a fancy with audiences with his views on masculinity, freedom, and woodworking, so here’s a look back over the seasons of the best Ron Swansonisms.

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  1. Breakfast foods can serve many purposes.
  2. I hate all of this, which means it’s probably good for your business.
  3. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.
  4. Cursing: There is only one bad word. Taxes.
  5. The government should not prop up a failed business. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal.
  6. If it doesn’t have meat, it’s a snack.
  7. (Welcoming patrons to an art show) OK, everyone: shut up! And look at me! Welcome to “Visions of Nature.” This room has several paintings in it. Some are big, some are small. People did them and they’re here now. I believe that after this is over, they’ll be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.
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    “Crying is only okay in two places: funerals and the Grand Canyon.”

  9. People are idiots, Leslie.
  10. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
  11. America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.
  12. Ron: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by a children’s tv program called Doc McStuffins.
  13. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding tremendous pain.
  14. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.
  15. Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.
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    Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?

  17. Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
  18. When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
  19. The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.
  20. Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
  21. I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.
  22. Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
  23. The three most useless jobs in the world in order are: lawyer, congressman, and doctor.
  24. Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
  25. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.

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Parks and Recreation’s Season 6 Gag Reel

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It may not be action, but it is awesome- Parks and Recreation is one of the few shows in with a cast full of remarkably hilarious actors fully committed to their characters. There will be one final season to premiere later this year (a specific date has yet to be released), which is a tough pill to swallow for all of us who’ve been following the exploits of the plucky Pawnee P&R crew, so, to help the medicine go down, here’s the gag reel for season 6! This clip has all the dancing Ron Swanson and Lil Sebastian in a wig you could ever hope for.

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AFC Classic: The Last Stand Review- Is This Arnold’s Last Stand as Leading Man?

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Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily armed thug sneaking up on you, you might just need that sweet elderly person down the block to whip out her 12 gauge and blow his evil ass away. Take it from Sheriff Owens (Arnold Schwarzenegger), a little politeness goes a long way, especially when the nation’s most wanted drug kingpin is ravaging your town en route to Mexico.

The Last Stand is the perfect film for Arnold’s return as a leading action man. The script utilizes Arnold’s age to their advantage, recognizing it, and adjusted some scenes accordingly to make the action fun, but more believable. He’s not his typical invincible hard ass, one who doesn’t think twice about chasing down baddies on foot. Nope, they play up Sheriff Owens wisdom and experience by placing him next to a bunch of noobs who haven’t really seen what life is like outside of their small town, Sommerton Junction. Arnold still puts a major hurtin’ on the many, many thugs and henchmen in this film, but through more realistic stunts. If Arnold went running across rooftops and sliding down buildings on top of a car to smash his way in and defeat the perp, it’d feel like he was trying too hard to be what he used to be ten years ago. Overall, he’s still a badass hero, but the wild action sequences take a little more of a toll on his body than they used. Bravo to Kim Ji-woon (director) and Andrew Knauer (writer) for producing action sequences that were high energy, fun, and within the scope of the cast’s ability.

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Speaking of the cast’s ability, the supporting cast of The Last Stand put on their best pair of funny pants to help boost the quality of this film. Johnny Knoxville and Luis Guzman were hilarious, turning what could have been drab, boring lines into a comical land mine. Even Arnold, who has never been known for his award winning acting, had some humorous moments.

The film doesn’t have any complicated plot lines- it’s focus is on being coherent and enjoyable. The main villain doesn’t even feel like the main villain, really, given that he spends most of his time racing for the border, but a gang of his henchmen, (lead by the always amazing Peter Stormare) invade Sommerton Junction to clear the way for their boss, giving the audience someone to hate ahd the heroes something to do. The film provides a tremendous good time reminiscent of the “old days” with explosive action, a simple story, and some laughs to hold everything together.

Photo credit: Merrick Morton, picture from www.thelaststandfilm.com

Photo credit: Merrick Morton, picture from www.thelaststandfilm.com

Baddies: Drug kingpin, Gabriel Cortez

Best Line: That’s just between us and Jesus. Uncle Sam doesn’t need to know anything about that.

Best Kill: A machine gun-bearing henchman is on top of the roof firing a relentless stream of bullets, so Sheriff Owens decides to put a stop to it. Owens busts out of the rooftop door going 90 miles an hour, never even slowing down or hesitating, and pounces his foe like a cat on catnip, tackling him off the roof. While they’re in mid-air, Owens shoots the guy in the head, splattering his brains everywhere as they fall to the ground. Then, Owens uses his corpse as a cushion to break his fall, ultimately turning him into a bad guy pancake.

Action Rating: 4 Arnolds Being Back, out of 5

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8 Things We Learned about TNT’s Legends

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On August 13th, TNT will unleash a new drama called Legends. If you’ve seen the brilliant hashtag going around, #DontKillSeanBean, this is the show they’re talking about. Sean Bean (Game of Thrones) stars as an undercover agent working for the FBI’s Deep Cover Operations (DCO) division. Since he’s gone undercover so many times, he begins to question his identity and sets out to discover his true self. Along for the ride are Ali Larter (Heroes), Morris Chestnut (American Horror Story), Tina Majorino (Veronica Mars), Steve Harris (The Practice), Amber Valletta (Revenge), and Mason Cook (The Lone Ranger).

I sat down to talk with some of the cast (not Sean Bean though) and executive producers Howard Gordon and David Wilcox at SDCC 2014 to find out more details about the show.


Tina Majorino’s Character is Similar to Mac, but Still Different

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Tina Majorino played computer genius Mac in Veronica Mars and admits to there being some obvious comparisons to her character in Legends, Maggie Harris. Maggie is the newest member of the DCO, and very capable with a computer. Majorino explained the work she put into finding the differences between the characters, keeping in mind the comparisons that would obviously be made:

I love Mac. She’s very rebellious and fully herself. She goes against the grain. She stands up for her friends and causes trouble. Mac is naturally talented and figured out how to do things herself.
Maggie is a highly trained professional, so there’s a different intention behind what she’s doing. I don’t necessarily look at Maggie and connect her all the time with a computer, even though that’s where she always stays. She’s part of the support staff so she’s helping set up these deep cover operations and trying to keep agents safe. There’s not really room for that rebellious nature. There are people’s lives on the line here and she’s had to work really hard to get where she is so she takes it seriously.


Ali Larter Refuses to Carry a Smaller Gun

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Ali Larter plays Crystal McGuire, also an agent in the DCO unit. In order to prepare for the role, she worked with an actual FBI agent, who had a female partner, on several things, including gun training. Larter quicker learned that holding a Glock was very difficult due to her hand size, but, like the FBI agent’s female partner, she refused to change guns. “It just doesn’t work the same way with someone who’s larger in size. His partner would never change the gun. It was a part of pride for her, and that’s something that’s interesting to me. If the boys are going to get it, then I’m going to get the exact same thing. So I just had to work on it a bit more.”


This Won’t Be Your Typical ‘Legend of the Week’ Show

“We’re not doing a legend of the week, if you will. These are deeper stories that play over multiple episodes and he [Martin Odom, Sean Bean’s character] lives in that legend over multiple episodes. I think that’s the biggest difference between other shows,” says Executive Producer David Wilcox.


Morris Chestnut and Sean Bean Will Battle a Lot

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Tony Rice (Morris Chestnut) is described as a quick-witted and charming FBI/DCO agent, to which Morris Chestnut says is a “huge departure” as any real life attributes. Oh please, Morris! He charmed the pants off of everyone, even the men, during his interview. He explains how Tony Rice opens the show in pursuit of Martin Odom, thinking he committed one of the crimes he’s investigating only to find a “larger conspiracy going on.” Tony ends up working with Martin and his team in almost a Doakes-Dexter kind of way. Chestnut says Tony challenges Martin constantly: “We don’t ever get physical, but we battle each other.”


The Question “Who Am I?” Will Be at the Center of the Show

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Martin Odom (Sean Bean) transforms into a different person for each assignment leading him to ask the question, “Who am I?” Howard Gordon, Executive Producer, expands on that saying, “I don’t think any of those other characters [of different shows] asks, ‘Who am I?’  That’s what it really comes down to. It becomes a mystery. If I’m not Martin Odom, then who am I? It deconstructs and reconstructs the question.” David Wilcox reiterates that identity will be the core theme of the show leading Martin to wonder if “Martin Odom” is an actual legend. “This is a show driven by character, not the case. We really wanted the question “Who am I?” to really resonate throughout.”


There Won’t Be any Ridiculous Wig Wearing a la “The Americans” 

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When talking about how much Ali Later loves the fact that she gets to put on different personas as a deep undercover agent, she explained that it’s “shades of yourself.” She assures us, “This isn’t a show where you where wigs. Maybe a little bit of a hair change, the clothes do so much, a new demeanor, and that’s it.” But without a wig won’t everyone in the world recognize them? I’m a little bit sad we won’t be seeing silly wigs everywhere, but I know it’s for the best.


Legends Will Be Psychological, not Mechanical

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Sometimes when playing with the idea of “Who am I?” things can get a little cheesy if you start adding in implanted chips and whatnot. The Executive Producers are working hard not to let that happen saying, “I don’t want anyone to have stuck a chip in his head so it really does come from character and pathology.” They promise a show as “psychological as possible, not mechanical,” letting the stories breath and move quickly.


Legends Will be Fun to Watch

Even though Legends is described as a drama, and has some serious identity questions going on, Ali Larter declares that there’s still some fun to be had in it. In the first episode alone, she has an action scene, a scene where’s she’s being an authoritative FBI agent, and a scene where she does a little striptease which is a good example of the range of the show. She says, “One of the things about this show is that not only are they taking difficult, interesting story lines and weaving it into this great mythology, but we also want to have fun while we’re making it. This isn’t just some dark edgy show, it’s fun to watch also.”

The #dontkillseanbean hashtag initially caught my interest, but from what the cast and creators say about Legends, I’ve already got my DVR set to record. Legends premieres Wednesday, August 13 at 9 pm (ET/PT) on TNT.

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SDCC 2014: Defiance Cast Discusses Things to Come for Season 2 and 3

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The second season of Syfy’s Defiance ramps up the intrigue after the topsy-turvy season one finale. Will this bold trend continue? Hard to say, but what I can say is I’ve been really impressed with season two thus far, so I sat down with the cast at San Diego Comic Con to try to finagle details of what’s to come.

Defiance paints a picture of a very different world in which aliens and humans live together. America as we know it today will be in ruins, with only a few cities trying to regain their footing. It takes place in 2047- so most of us will still be alive when aliens supposedly invade Earth and live here among us. Cool! The show follows quite a large number of characters from different backgrounds and here’s what they have to say.


Jesse Rath hopes Alak will go down a dark path.

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Alak has been struggling with his relationship with both parents, as well as his wife, and already has done some bad things. Jesse Rath expressed his hopes that Alak will continue to go down a dark path because it’s quite fun for him to play.


Kenya Returns?

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When talking about Stahma’s seemingly stoicism, Jaime Murray revealed a little piece of the future: “I think you never really know how Stahma feels. She always puts on a pretty good front. She does miss Kenya. I think through her relationship with Amanda and through this season you’ll see her regret the mistake of killing Kenya even more. When she is forced to question whether Kenya is alive or dead, you see such a mixture of feelings in Stahma. You see joy mixed with the horror of being discovered with confusion, relief. It’s a lot of very relatable emotions. And that is part of her humanization. She’s learning who she is for the first time.” Oh yeah! Kenya might still be alive. We never saw a body.


“Someone we love a lot might not make it to season three.”

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Executive Producer Kevin Murphy made the above statement during his interview and stated that it will be a big emotional deal. Of course, he never gave us a name, but explained more about the purpose of killing off a beloved character: “If I kill a character, it’s because I want it to have a big impact and set up conflict that happens in subsequent seasons. For example- Kenya. That set up Amanda and Stahma’s complicated set of circumstances for season two. If someone were to die this season, it would set up a very complex set of character dynamics for season three. And that’s the goal, if I were to kill someone. Not that I have.” It sounds like killing this character isn’t a done deal, but very likely.


Datak and Stahma will dig a grave.

This may or may not be related to what Kevin Murphy was talking about above but one of Jesse Rath’s (Alak) favorite upcoming moments of season two is one that he has no part in. “There’s a moment of Datak and Stahma in a graveyard. Seeing them digging a grave is so appropriate. It’s very Shakespearean. Whose grave? I don’t know. You can put two and two together.” Hmm, sounds like things are going to get very interesting in the town of Defiance.


The whole planet will be turned upside down.

The end of season one brought a full on invasion of Defiance by the Earth Republic. Murphy tells us, “We might see another attack on the city but not in the same form as before.” He described the season one invasion as flipping over the chess board and knocking all the pieces around, promising it’ll happen again. “We’re knocking over the chess board for planet Earth.” He explained Defiance’s role will change drastically and the threat will be “quite a bit larger.”


Episode 11 has heart breaking potential

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Stephanie Leonidas’ (Irisa) favorite scene this season happens in episode 11 because it is one of the most intense scenes between Nolan and Irisa. She explained, “It kind of broke my heart doing it, and his too. It took us days to get over it, but it was a scene that was necessary with those two…We didn’t have lunch a few days after that. I don’t think we could even look each other in the eye for most of the season because Irisa really crushed everything that they had built together.”


Season three’s plot points originated in a bar.

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Season three isn’t confirmed, however, Kevin Murphy says he’s “cautiously optimistic” because the show is working well and the numbers are moving in the right direction. He went on to say that he has a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen and already knows “what the last moment for season three will be.” How did this come about? He explained how actors always want to know more about what’s in store for their characters so he’ll sometimes “make shit up.” Then when those things get repeated and reinforced, they become actual plot points.  “There were a lot of ideas for next season that sort of got honed when I was in a bar in London with Stephanie and catching her up with what’s going down with Irisa,” Murphy said.


A teaser for season three…

“I’ll tell you this, perhaps there are more than seven races of Votans.” –Kevin Murphy, Executive Producer

 

It appears that the writers and all involved have found a nice groove with the show, as they’ve been absolutely killing it this season, so here’s hoping that trend continues into season three and onward. Defiance airs Thursdays at 8/7c on the Syfy channel.

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Guardians of the Galaxy’s 13 Greatest Moments!

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After watching Marvel’s latest smash hit, Guardians of the Galaxy, you may discover a little piece of your soul that you haven’t seen in a really long time…  a part you may have actually thought died at the hands of one bad superhero film too many (AHEM Amazing Spider-Man 2 AHEMAHEM). Guardians is exactly what it needed to be- bizarre, mold breaking, and most of all, just plain fun. Here are some of the best moments to come out of the film, in no particular order.

Beware spoilers below. Like, this list is literally nothing but spoilers.


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Groot’s gasp at Rocket Raccoon’s rudeness. Groot’s so cute, and so innocent, that seeing him so appalled over his furry friend’s not-so-nice outburst is hilarious. Groot is the sweet to Rocket’s Sour Sauce.


Rocket antagonizing an unknowing child. While peeping through some high-tech binoculars, Rocket makes fun of several people, including a toddler he refers to as a “gargoyle”, berating it by saying several things that many of us think about little kids, but are too polite to say. Get a job, kid!


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Star Lord’s introduction. The first thing we see of our hero in action is when he puts on his headphones, starts up an awesome tune, and goes dancing away like a goon who doesn’t give the tiniest of poops, kicking nasty space rodents and using one as a pretend mic while singing and dancing his way through some alien ruins. Now when I do this around the house, I’ll feel ten times more awesome.


Drax’s maniacal laugh. As Star Lord, Gamora, and Drax crash land in their ship, Drax gleefully laughs the whole time like he’s having the best day of his life despite the possibility of death, and you can’t help but laugh with him.


Gamora dragging Drax across the floor. It’s a subtle touch, but seeing Gamora dragging an unconscious Drax across the floor shows just how strong she is. In fact, between this, her skills in battle, and her agency/characterization, I think we can actually call Gamora a great female character and not sarcastically refer to her as a “strong female character.”


Mini Groot’s dance. How freaking adorable is mini Groot’s dance at the end of the film!?! I mean JUST LOOK AT HIM.

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Drax’s metaphor. Drax takes everything so literally that he often misunderstands what’s going on. One great moment in particular happens after Star Lord tries to explain to Drax that running a finger across your neck is a metaphor for killing someone… So he goes and puts this into practice by killing a baddie while saying “finger across the throat.” He seems so proud as he looks at Star Lord as he says, “Metaphor.” Good job, little buddy! You almost got it.


Ronan the Accuser’s golden tones. Any moment where we get to hear Lee Pace’s low, smooth voice counts as a great moment in my book. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I love that man’s voice and I could listen to it all day.


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Rocket’s vulnerability. Rocket may be hard on the outside, but on the inside he has a soft spot- even if it is very tiny. As the only one of his kind around, he’s sensitive when people slander him by calling him things like rodent and vermin- it reminds him just how alone he is. And with someone like Rocket, it’s nice to know there’s a beating heart under all of that snark and fur.


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Gamora Vs. Nebula. These two lethal space ladies throw down hard, and, well, it’s just a damn good fight. ‘Nuff said.


Groot’s big smile. Oh you big lug! Groot can win you over with that big smile of his even after he just tree’d ten baddie to death. He’s so proud of his work.


Peter’s solution to getting an artificial leg. Rocket sends Peter on a mission to get an inmate’s artificial leg as part of their escape from prison, and, rather than try to take it by force like many other heroes would, Peter just sweet talks the guy into handing it over. Pretty sneaky, Star Lord.

Also, I feel like his abs could be their own moment.

Also, I feel like his abs could be their own moment.


Ronan’s demise. First of all, I love how the whole group fights Ronan together- it’s not just our leading man saving the day. Secondly, Peter’s suggestion for a dance off is so amazing and true to his character, and when you factor in everyone else’s different contributions, Guardians of the Galaxy’s final confrontation feels like a uniquely awesome climax befitting such a uniquely awesome film.


If you can’t tell by the long list, Guardians of the Galaxy is hella good. I highly recommend it. Like any film you can find imperfections if you go looking for them, but Guardians is so fun and earnest that any quibbles you have will just melt away into the good vibes.

Action Rating: 5 Little Gargoyles, out of 5!

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