BonnieGrrl: When I’m bored with a book I always pretend the main character is a werewolf. Made “The Fountainhead” so much better!
Action Flick Chick: Every book could be improved by adding __________.
Anybody wondering what this topic (reading!) has to do with action flicks should quickly understand after glancing through these answers.
Answers on Facebook:
Josh Russell: Jedis.
Bonnie Burton: A WEREWOLF! (i just tweeted that! )
Stu Duncan: Ninjas
Neil Baker: Bacon
Veronica Dorkmaster @Stu Ninjas ARE in every book, you can’t see them.
Vince Jamieson: chickens!!!!
Vince Jamieson: like a car chase hrough chins town and live chickens flying off the windsheild
Cristina Bogdan :Writing talent and effort.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Pudding…maybe that’s just my hunger talking.
Bane Stone: a movie vershin(:
Nicole Wakelin: ZOMBIES!
Brandon Wolgast: Written by: Bret Easton Ellis.
Jenn Zuko: Stu beat me to it: Ninjas.
Christoffer Andersson: A comfortable couch
Jacinta Brown Baca: Swashbuckling
Kimmie Britt: Dragons.
Thomas Itpick: bacon… wait, bacon and books go together right?
Michael Potter: wow! noone said it yet, a ninja with B-O-O-B-S!
Jason D Sousley: Force choking…
Cory White Migget wrestling
John Ferrigno: a talking monkey
Autograph Hound: You
Jennifer Lawrence Wurzer: Yoda
Harold Burman: Explosions and gun battles
David H. Ampton: Mac Guyver… or at least Richard Dean Anderson.
Brian Knox: I was gonna say “sparkly, emo vampires”, but that would ruin every book.
Brian Knox: Bruce Willis wisecracks. “Yippee-ki-yay, mfer” beats “Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn” every time.
ActionMovieFreak.com: Pop outs? A free bookmark?
Stuart Hasty: Boobs
Andrew McMahon: Options. You can never go wrong with Choose Your Own Adventure.
Thomas Pluck: Explosions. That’s what I do…
Answers on Twitter:
Catherine Morris @cittiecait: @ActionChick an erase and rewind button…
Official Leon Fenty @Fenty_JustTTT: @ActionChick A coupon for a free pizza. Then I know I’ll get at least one good thing out of it.
C.J @CJRedefine: @ActionChick natural dialogue.
Graham Blackburn @GrahamBlackburn: @ActionChick aliens
Scott Stewart @TheMindofScott: @KristinLFowler @ActionChick bacon!
Kristin @KristinLFowler: Unicorns!
Chris Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude: @ActionChick nice cover art on the actual cover, not the dust jacket.
Sandy Cheeks @LuvMetaphysics: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding ”Illustrations”. 😉
Clio @clio_jlh: @travelingheidi @geekgirldiva @ActionChick for books, kissing. It seems like we always are adding rockem sockem things. for movies, dancing.
Matthew @TheCasperOne: @ActionChick a hot girl to read it to me.
heidi(8) @travelingheidi: Bacon? Ninjas? Zombies? #memes RT @geekgirldiva: RT @ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.
Jeff Kessler @Jeff0324: @ActionChick more pictures.
Chuck Ramsburg @ChuckRamsburg: @ActionChick Every story would be better if the main character were a werewolf. Or a zombie. Or a vampire. Or a talking goat.
Eric Holler @eholler: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.” gratuitous sword fight.
Langston @reyford1: @ActionChick Katrina hill to it
Jaes Anthony @ninJaeS: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding… scratch & sniff pages.
Kevin @Unchainedfoodie: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding a character & alternate cover illustration gallery.
Ms. RAY J @RAYJ829: @ActionChick zombies!
Mike @CoverMonkey: No, the answer is ZOMBIES… MT @jesusreyes: answer is always ROBOTS. RT @dreamyeyed: RT @ActionChick : Every book cld b improved by adding ___
Alicia @pdxgrlgeek: @geekgirldiva @ActionChick …scratch and sniff photos.
Alastair Murray @amfx74: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding time travel.
Bill Jensen @Billyjensen: @ActionChick pop ups!
GUMMY @DAREALGUMMY: @ActionChick @ActionChick in boots
will @willb473: Ducks
David Ortiz @piodave: @ActionChick “little red riding hood with beer”
David Ortiz @piodave: @ActionChick “improved marketing with beer” & “your relationships with beer” etc…
David Ortiz @piodave: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding “_with beer_.”
Philip Mason @Legion3780: @ActionChick radioactive kung-fu monkeys.
Jenny Sine @beautifulmesses: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.” vibrating mechanism. Sorry. I’m immature. #notsorry youtube.com/watch?v=2GuzBk…
Justin Wilson @thehulkster: Me!
Zî @VioletTNT: @ActionChick Bacon.
Jeremy Thompson @MrJeremyT: @ActionChick sex
Quoy @Quoylette: @ActionChick Robots!
Ted Sali @tedsaliphoto: @ActionChick Fruit roll-up dust jacket?
DonOnymous @DonOnymous: @ActionChick OK OK the real answer Every book could be improved by adding Conflict. It is a must in any book.
Zombieionism @Zombieionism: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding Zombie Best Friends #awkward
Rich Deckard @varragos: @ActionChick Dinosaurs.
Zombie Future @ZombieFuture: @ActionChick thats no fair!!!!!! That leaves me with only one answer!! Every book could be improved by adding Z O M B I E S
Mr. Segura @MrSegura: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding cocaine.
Duffy @paintmyart: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding onomatopoeia. #Boosh #Snap
Eli Kay @eli_kay: @ActionChick a car chase (there’s never car chases in books, is there?)
Ryan Miller @growthstimulus: @ActionChick A partial discount in the form of an instant refund upon purchase.
Film Samurai @FilmSamurai: “@TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …Steamy sex scenes?” <~Cosigned
Mauro Balcazar @mauro_balcazar: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding PICTURES.”
Eddie @eddiesooner: @ActionChick @bonniegrrl crap.I had 2 sit thru movie “The Fountainhead” I wish I wouldve known I could have imagined Gary Cooper as werewolf
Andrew Horn @bbofun: @ActionChick Bacon. (That’s my go-to answer for everything.)
FilmBambina @TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …or a mug of cocoa and jam sandwiches? (unrelated to first response, of course)
Paul Saukas @Arasoi: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding a reader.
BackpackingDad @BackpackingDad: @ActionChick Swearing. “Go, f***ing dog, go.”
Gidgetwidget @agidgetwidget: IT TO YOUR LIBRARY! #bookglutton
Ted Sali @tedsaliphoto: @ActionChick a roast beef sandwich?
Batty @Shadowbat: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding pop-ups!
FilmBambina @TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …Steamy sex scenes?
RavingSockMonkey @ravingsockmonky: @ActionChick Pop up Dinosaurs!!! #RAWR
JurassicGriffin @JurassicGriffin: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding the line “And then he looked as the man with Daleface.”
Deggis @Deggisfox: @ActionChick …Mad Libs?
Molly Whipple @Chickfighter1: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding hope. Of course one never goes wrong with more A-kicking either.
August Benassi @augustbenassi
Scratch and sniff stickers.
kalag @grovernurse: sex!
J. S. R. (EO_Jande) @EccentricOrbits: RT @mkinyon: @ActionChick hundred dollar bills between the pages. #nonsequitortweets
I D H @idmacman: @ActionChick A flatulent lingerie model.
Justin Smith @Onyersix: @ActionChick Every film could be improved by adding some more action scenes. Even boring lovey rom-coms.
david meyer @iowa_card: @ActionChick cowbell. And #Batman . 🙂
Pru @NickysFriend: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding…….YOUR book to EVERONE’S personal library!!!
Nathan Morris @Woodythegreat: @ActionChick Mutant Poodles and Mummies
Monaica Ledell @monaicaledell: @ActionChick at least one extra laugh (no matter the genre!)
Moulder Cat @MoulderCat: @ActionChick @ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding Cats!
Ashley Esqueda @AshleyEsqueda: @ActionChick wookiees. Everything is better with wookiees.
Cailin Kelly @sheisstardust: @ActionChick A typography page! I know I’m not the only font nerd.
Michael S Fahy @mfahy1320: @ActionChick Unicorns!
Mocha @TravelingMocha: Oh! I know! The answer is “monkeys”!
David J Buchholz @DaveBuchholz41: a Death Star, and a magic pony.
MS @CackleJack: @geekgirldiva @ActionChick GLITTER AND STARS!!
Sohrab O. @Sonyrumors: @ActionChick explosions
Matt @unflinching: @ActionChick lightsabers
Shane @D_Shane_P: @ActionChick Inside the actual chapters, not at the end. Gives a good idea to help the mind see what’s going on during the story;
Jay Dee @Darmoth85: @ActionChick The Doctor
JD @DidjaX: Ninjas!
holly wilson @hwilson2009: a #Stargate
Chris Hernandez @TrueChrisH: @ActionChick pop up pictures!!
Jimmy McGlinchey @JimmyMcG: @ActionChick Chocolate ice cream – free with every book! Lol
David Miller @davegobe: @ActionChick @bonniegrrl HoWERE-Roark?
Shane @D_Shane_P: @ActionChick Detailed character sketches of a certain thing in each chapter.
Stephen Baron @stevedawg412: @ActionChick Lots of pictures
M @Ultimate_M: It adds suspense for the reader.
Catboy @CatboySuperhero: @ActionChick a wise-cracking talking animal sidekick
Lisa Morrison @Reedus_Lover: Daryl Dixon and walkers.
Nintendo Legend @Nintendo_Legend: @ActionChick More editing? … #Shrug
PAUL @MUFCSMEG: @ActionChick boobies 😛
John Hancock @Grokdad: @ActionChick airbags.
brainwise @brainwise: “cowbell”?
There were more, but Twitter wouldn’t scroll back through any more of the answers. We broke Twitter. Again.
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