Based on the trailer, here is my version of the plot of Thor: A professional wrestler gets kicked out of Canada and sent to the United States in search of a hammer, or mud, or something. He infiltrates a secret government base and beats some ass. Canada then gets jealous of what a good time Thor is having in the United States and tries to invade. Then Thor beats some more ass! Somehow in all this Hannibal Lecter lost an eye.
So my version may not be exactly what is happening in Thor, but the most important part is that Thor beats some ass! The ass beatings start May 6, 2011!
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
Actual plot of Thor: Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is cast out of his home and sent to live on Earth as punishment. The most evil villain of his old world then decides to invade Earth, and Thor must fight them off, a.k.a. beat some asses.
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Natalie Portman is everywhere. Come on Natalie, let some other actresses get a job.
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