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Category Archives: PG-13
Screen Team Show: Iron Man 2 (2010) with Whiplash Chad, Iron Maiden Katrina, Maniac Kids, and More
Everybody on the Screen Team had to see Iron Man. This review has almost the whole crew this time, plus a couple of kids who enjoyed it too, a kitty who didn’t quite get into the film, and a quick … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, PG-13, superhero, YouTube
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
I went to see Iron Man 2 Friday. And on the way to the theater, my pals and I were discussing what Iron Man does when he’s suited up but he has to go to the bathroom, an issue that … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, PG-13, superhero
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Black Widow, farting missiles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke, Natalie Rushman, Nick Fury, Pepper Potts, Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, spoiler, Tony Stark, War Machine, Whiplash
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The Losers (2010)
Most people have been called a loser once or twice in their lifetime. Well folks, now you can stop being depressed about being a loser. The Losers make that insult more of an awesome thing to be called because these “losers” are skilled, smart individuals, and they kick a lot of ass! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Chihuahua bobble head, Chris Evans, Columbus Short, explosion, Holt McCallany, Idris Elba, Jason Patric, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Oscar Jaenada, Rocket Llama, Spoilers, The Losers, Zoe Saldana
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Coming Attraction: The Clash of the Titans (2010)
The Clash of the Titans is another film about Greek mythology and another remake. I pretty recently watched another film based on Greek mythology, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, came out. While I didn’t dislike Percy Jackson, I didn’t love it just because of its PG nature. So I’m hoping The Clash of the Titans will be the bloody Greek action film that Percy Jackson wasn’t. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, Coming Attractions, movie, PG-13, trailers
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, Avatar, coming attractions, Earth, Gemma Arterton, Greek mythology, Hades, Jason Flemyng, Kraken, Liam Neeson, Louis Leterrier, Medusa, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Perseus, PG-13, Phil Hay, Ralph Fiennes, Sam Worthington, Terminator Salvation, The Clash of the Titans, trailer, Travis Beacham, Warner Bros. Pictures, YouTube, Zeus
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Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, holiday, movie, PG-13, Valentine's Day
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Aeon Flux, Arch-Ministry, brief nudity, butt, Cameron Bright, Chick who don't want flowers, Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day, Digger Mesch, flowers, hemoglophages, Ida Martin, Kieran O'Rorke, Kurt Wimmer, language, Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Resident Evil, Ryan Martin, sci-fi, Screen Gems, Sebastien Andrieu, Steven Calcote, Ultraviolet, Ultravioleta, Valentine's Day, Vampires, violence, Violet, violets, William Fichtner David Collier
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Coming Attraction: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
Hold the phone! This is ground breaking news: Walt Disney Pictures is about to release their 4th film ever to have a PG-13 rating, and that film is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time! Continue reading
Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Incapacitation Lessons
Just imagine you are surrounded by the enemy, and they have no idea you’re there. You’ve picked out your first target, but now you have to take him out without alerting the others to your presence. It has to be … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, Christmas, comedy, movie, PG-13
Tagged 221-B Baker Street, A Scandal in Bohemia, action, Anthony Peckham, Arthur Conan Doyle, bad girl, Baker Street, boxing, bulldog, chemical weapon, comedy, con artist, double tap, Dr. John Watson, Dr. Watson, Eddie Marsan, gambling, Geraldine James, Gladstone, good girl, Guy Richie, Guy Ritchie, hanging, Inspector Lestrade, Irene Adler, James Fox, Jude Law, Kelly Reilly, Lionel Wigram, London, Lord Blackwood, Mark Strong, Mary Morstan, Michael Johnson, Michael Robert Johnson, Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson, PG-13, Professor Moriarty, Rachel McAdams, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Maillet, Sherlock Holmes, Simon Kinberg, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, spoiler, Spoilers, steampunk, swindler, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, thief, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, William Hope
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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)
Lots of people have that special film that they watch every year around the holiday season. For some it’s A Miracle on 34th Street, It’s a Wonderful life, or Silent Night Deadly Night 2. I’m sure those are all fine … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, holiday, PG-13
Tagged A Miracle on 34th Street, Beverly D'Angelo, Bing Crosby, Brian Doyle-Murray, Chevy Chase, Christmas, Christmas decorations, Christmas lights, Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold, Danny Kaye, Diane Ladd, Doris Roberts, dysfunctional family, E. G. Marshall, Flaming Santa, geek, gifts, Griswald, Griswolds, holiday, indie, It's a Wonderful Life, Jeremiah S. Chechik, John Hughes, John Randolph, Johnny Galecki, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Juliette Lewis, Miriam Flynn, National Lampoon, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, National Lampoon's Vacation, Nicholas Guest, Nicolette Scorsese, PG-13, Randy Quaid, Rocky Johnson, Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Walmart, Warner Bros. Pictures
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