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AFC Classic: Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…?

Posted on April 20, 2015 by Action Flick Chick

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What’s the one thing you can add to any movie to make it better? Continue reading →

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Le Mort De Mortdecai: Johnny Depp is Box Office Poison

Posted on January 26, 2015 by Alex

This past weekend, Johnny Depp’s latest blunder of a film, Mortdecai, premiered in ninth place at the box office. Ninth. George Lucas’ Strange Magic beat it out, and that flick’s a friggin’ bomb. It’s no surprise that Mortdecai sank like … Continue reading →

Posted in movie, R-rated | Tagged actors, box office bombs, dark Shadows, Ed Wood, Flops, Johnny Depp, Mortdecai, Sucky movies, The Lone Ranger, Transcendence | 1 Comment

AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review- Blood Pumping, Brain Dead Action

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading →

Posted in 4 kabooms, movie | Tagged Alice, Capcom, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil Movies, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Wesker | 1 Comment

I Gotta Go, Julia. We Got Cows: Bad Weather Movies!

Posted on November 11, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

Oh, the weather outside is frightful… but these movies are so delightful. It’s November; soon it’s going to be cold and icy, and odds are, you’re going to be spending most of your time inside very soon. If you feel … Continue reading →

Posted in List, movie | Tagged Bad weather movies, disaster movies, mahk wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg, The Day After Tomorrow, the perfect storm, Twister, twister movie | 1 Comment

Gothic Action Horror: Boomsticks, Monsters, and Lots of Leather

Posted on September 24, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

Thanks to Netflix’s nigh-infinite library of movies to watch, there are an equally large number of subcategories to help categorize films according to your taste. Do you like your action movies with a dose of justice? Try the Grizzled Revenge … Continue reading →

Posted in List, movie | Tagged action, action horror, Army of Darkness, Ash Williams, Bruce Campbell, Evil Dead, Gothic, Groovy, Hansel and Gretel, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, horror, Underworld, Van Helsing | 3 Comments

AFC Classic: Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

Oh, snap! You just got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks an astonishing amount of butt. Bloodsport is a great classic action film starring Van Damme as Frank Dux, along with fellow actors … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Du, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated | 4 Comments

AFC Classic: The Last Stand Review- Is This Arnold’s Last Stand as Leading Man?

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily … Continue reading →

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Newest Trailers for Sin City, The Hunger Games, and The Maze Runner

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

At SDCC 2014 Dimension Films released a new red band trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, which sticks to the true Robert Rodriguez/Frank Miller style of the first film, Sin City. Jessica Alba returns as Nancy, a stripper hungry … Continue reading →

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