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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) Review: This Movie Can Eat My Ass

Posted on October 7, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Have you often wondered what would happen if your bed became possessed by a demon and started eating people? Who hasn’t! For years I’ve spent many a sleepless night haunted by this unanswered question. That is until I saw Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Continue reading →

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Hidden Strike (2023): So Hidden It Doesn’t Strike at All?

Posted on September 30, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Does JC + JC equal a formula for an ass-kicking good time, or is Hidden Strike best left hidden? Continue reading →

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Not a Weasel, and Not Worth Watching

Posted on September 23, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Did you know that the wolverine, aka Gulo gulo, is the largest land-dwelling species of the weasel family and is a very stocky and muscular animal? Continue reading →

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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!

Posted on September 16, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Oh, Snap! You Got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because this ’80s action classic features Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking an astonishing amount of ass. Continue reading →

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Ong-Bak (2003): Who Needs a Budget When You’re This Good?

Posted on September 9, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Certain situations call for certain action heroes. Daughter kidnapped by human traffickers? You call Bryan Mills. Office building taken over by terrorists? You call John McClane. The village statue of Ong-Bak gets defaced, decapitated, and deported off with a band of ruffians?

You call Ting. Continue reading →

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Yes, Madam! (1985) AKA In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops: A Movie by Many Other Names

Posted on August 26, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

This week we’ve got the ass-kicking combo of Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock in Yes, Madam! (1985) also known as In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops. Don’t be confused by Supercop 2 (1993), which also stars Michelle … Continue reading →

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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading →

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Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong. Continue reading →

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