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The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Review!
The Dark Knight Rises is finally here! After months of waiting, and countless theories about how Nolan’s epic Batman trilogy will end, we get our answer! Unfortunately, I haven’t managed to see the friggin’ flick yet! So, to get the … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms
Tagged Alfred Pennyworth, Anne Hathaway, Bane, Batman, Catwoman, Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, Commissioner Gordon, Gary Oldman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Matalo matalo bane bane, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Nolan Batman, TDKR, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Dark Knight Rises review, Tom Hardy
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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)! The Untold Story We’ve Already Been Told!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can! In case you missed the first Spider-Man film that came out way back when…oh that’s right, it’s only been ten years since Spider-Man came out. Even so, here we are with The Amazing … Continue reading
Posted in 2.0 kabooms, PG-13, superhero
Tagged reboot, Spider-Man, Spidey reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man
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Review: Syfy Original Film- Bigfoot!
Tomorrow Syfy airs its fourth and final film out of their most current batch of original crapsterpieces. What ‘roid raging animal will it star this time? It’s Bigfoot! June turned into a fantastic garbage-fest thanks to Syfy. Everyone knows Syfy … Continue reading
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Tagged '70s stars, Alice Cooper, Bigfoot, child stars, Danny Bonaduce, Sasquatch, Syfy original films, Yeti
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Review: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) Four Bores and Seven Years Ago!
What the hell are the film makers going for with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? That’s the question that kept running through my mind as I watched the film. Scene after scene went by, and I still hadn’t a clue as … Continue reading
Review: Roger Corman’s Piranhaconda on Syfy
It seems like only Roger Corman and Syfy could come up with something as ridiculous as Piranhaconda and make it so craptastically amazing! Imagine the teeth of a piranha added to the body of an insanely large anaconda (yes, large … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, TV
Tagged cheesy movie, monster movie, Piranhaconda, Roger Corman, Syfy original
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Review: Prometheus (2012): You Might Just Need a Barf Bag!
The highly anticipated film Prometheus scored major bonus points with me when my pal had to leave the theater for fear of vomiting! Now, don’t let that deter you from going to see the film… (continue reading)
Posted in 1.5 kabooms
Tagged Charlize Theron, Idris Elba, Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace, Prometheus, Prometheus review, Ridley Scott
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Review: Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)!
Snow White gets a modern day makeover in Snow White and the Huntsman, transforming her into more of a badass…of course, since princesses are usually depicted as sweet, helpless, ladies of pure virtue who can’t save themselves, the slightest deviation … Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms
Tagged Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart, Snow White and the Huntsman
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Review: Men in Black III (2012)
Are there truly no more stories left in the universe to tell? Men in Black III not only is a sequel coming out 10 years after the last iteration in the series, but also features a highly predictable story line … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Agent J, Agent K, Josh Brolin, Men in Black III, MIB III, Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith
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