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AFC Classic: Tron Legacy!
Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms
Tagged AFC Classic, Cindy Morgan, Tron Legacy
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Review: 2 Guns (2013)
You know what they say, two guns are better than one…unless you have no ammunition. In the case of 2 Guns, two leading men are definitely better than one. Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg join forces to bring audiences an … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged 2 Guns, action, Action Flick Chick, Bill Paxton, Denzel Washington, Edward James Olmos, James Marsden, Mark Wahlberg, movie
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Review: Elysium (2013)
Who needs subtlety when you can just bend your audience over and cram your message up their b-holes? Message received! Keep in mind that this might not be the most effective way to get a point across to someone, so … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Elysium, Matt Damon, movie, Neil Blomkamp
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Review: The Wolverine (2013)
I pity the fool who tries to portray Wolverine after Hugh Jackman is done with the part, you know, after another 30 years or so. Jackman is Wolverine, Wolverine is Jackman. That’s all there is to it. He’s played this … Continue reading
Review: Red 2 (2013)
Let’s cut the crap and get to it. Red 2 is not a good movie. For starters, there’s a whole lot of focus on Frank (Bruce Willis) and Sarah’s (Mary-Louise Parker) relationship… too much focus. There are a few cute, … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Bruce Willis, Byung-hun Lee, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, movie, Red 2, review
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AFC Classic: Gremlins 2: The New Batch!
All Request December! Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Okay, so the first Gremlins was what was really requested, but it was a very long wait for the flick on Netflix and I love Gremlins 2: The New Batch, so … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC Classic, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Mogwai
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AFC Classic: ID4: Independence Day
Seems like it’s the Fourth of July this time every year, so what better time than now to gaze back into the past and check out one of my classic reviews of the Fourth of Julysiest movie there ever was: … Continue reading
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Tagged AFC Classic, fourth of july, Independence Day
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SyFy Original Movie: Independence Day-Saster (2013)
Celebrate the United States day of independence by watching Independence Day-Saster, a SyFy original film premiering tonight, June 27 at 9pm ET/PT. I’m sure I had you at “SyFy original film,” but here’s some more info about the film just in … Continue reading