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AFC Classic: The Last Stand Review- Is This Arnold’s Last Stand as Leading Man?
Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily … Continue reading
Guardians of the Galaxy’s 13 Greatest Moments!
After watching Marvel’s latest smash hit, Guardians of the Galaxy, you may discover a little piece of your soul that you haven’t seen in a really long time… a part you may have actually thought died at the hands of … Continue reading
Posted in 5 kabooms, PG-13, superhero
Tagged Amy Pond, Bradley Cooper, Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Drax the Destroyer, Gamora, GotG, Groot, Guardians, Guardians of the Galaxy, I am Groot, James Gunn, Karen Gillan, Lee Pace, Nebula, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccon, Ronan the Accuser, Star Lord, Vin Diesel, Zoe Saldana
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What to Expect When You’re Expecting Evil: Horrifying Movie Pregnancies
Pregnancy: without it, we’d go extinct. But, just because it’s completely necessary doesn’t mean it isn’t totally scary and gross. When a woman gets pregnant, all sorts of magical things take place, like bizarre food cravings, mood swings, morning sickness, … Continue reading
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Tagged dawn of the dead 2004, Evil pregnancy, inseminod, movie pregnancy, rosemary's baby, the fly 2, zombie baby
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10 Things X-Men: Days of Future Past Does Right
Not only does Charles Xavier get his hope back, but fans do as well for the future of X-Men movies thanks to X-Men: Days of Future Past. It’s easily my favorite movie of the summer thus far thanks to the … Continue reading
Godzilla (2014) Review: Go Go Godzilla!
UP FROM THE DEPTHS, THIRTY STORIES HIGH, BREATHING FIRE, HIS HEAD IN THE SKY! GODZILLA! GODZILLA! GODZILLA! That’s right, Kaiju fans, Godzilla, The Big G, Gojira the Gorilla Whale… whatever you want to call him, he’s back, and he’s for … Continue reading
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Tagged Godzilla, Godzilla 2014, Godzilla Atomic Fire, Godzilla Review, Godzooky, Mothra, MUTO
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Amazing Spider-Man 2: Amazingly Irritating
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can! I know I used that line to open my review of The Amazing Spider-Man, but if the team making these flicks wants to dish out the same stuff we’ve already seen, so can … Continue reading
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Tagged Amazing Spider-Man 2 Review, Boo, Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2
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AFC Classic: Resident Evil: Afterlife Review
When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action
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