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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
Gerard Butler + Morgan Freeman + Aaron Eckhart= Die Hard set in the White House. Yes, please! With that kind of math, what else is there to say? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Aaron Eckhart, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Ashley Judd, Die Hard, Gerard Butler, Melissa Leo, Mike Banner, Morgan Freeman, movie, Olympus Has Fallen, Olympus has fallen spoilers, R-rated, Ruth McMillan, Washington Monument, White House
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Screen Team Show – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
Film: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) Directed by: Mike Newell. Written by: Doug Miro, Carlo Bernard. Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arterton, Alfred Molina, Toby Kebbell.
Posted in 4.5 kabooms, action, fantasy, video game, YouTube
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Terminator: Salvation (2009) – Ready to Pull the Trigger
“Get your ass to Mars” because it’s the only safe place left! The terminators are here and they’re vicious!. Terminator: Salvation depicts for us what Judgment Day looks like and what happens afterward. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged action, action films, Anton Telchin, Anton Yelchin, Bryce Dallas Howard, Christian Bale, Common, David C. Wilson, Gale Anne Hurd, Helena Bonham Carter, Jadagrace, James Cameron, John Connor, John D. Brancato, Kyle Reese, language, Linda Hamilton, McG, Michael Ferris, Moon Bloodgood, PG-13, resistance, Sam Worthington, Sarah Connor, Skynet, T4, Terminator, Terminator 4, Terminator Salvation, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures
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Death Race (2008)
Holy Crap! Jason Statham is in excellent shape. Anyone who appreciates a finely tuned body, boys and girls alike, should see Statham in Death Race. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged Blue Shell, Charles B. Griffith, Death Race, Ian McShane, Ib Melchior, Jason Clarke, Jason Statham, Joan Allen, language, Natalie Martinez, Paul W.S. Anderson, R-rated, Robert Thom, spoiler, Tyrese Gibson, Universal Pictures, violence
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Quantum of Solace (2008)
“If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be greatly appreciated.” I think that this line spoken by M (Judi Dench) to Bond (Daniel Craig) explains this movie very well. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged 007, action, butt, Dame Judy Dench, Daniel Craig, Gemma Arterton, Ian Fleming, James Bond, Jeffrey Wright, Jesper Christensen, Joaquin Cosio, Marc Forster, Mathieu Amalric, mild female nudity, Neal Purvis, Olga Kurylenko, Paul Haggis, PG-13, Quantum of Solace, Robert Wade, some sexual content, Sony Pictures, violence
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