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Category Archives: action
Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool
Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, conservative, Cuban, guerrilla warfare, Guinness Book of World Records, Harry Dean Stanton, Herbie the Love Bug, Jennifer Grey, John Milius, Kevin Reynolds, Lea Thompson, Meatwad, Patrick Swayze, PG-13, Rambo, red dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Scrubs, Soviets, survival, Valkyrie Films, violence, Wolverines, World War III
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Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Not a Weasel, and Not Worth Watching
Did you know that the wolverine, aka Gulo gulo, is the largest land-dwelling species of the weasel family and is a very stocky and muscular animal? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Col. William Stryker, Daniel Henney, Danny Huston, David Beniof, Deadpool, Dominic Monaghan, Gavin Hood, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Liev Schrieber, Marvel Comics, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Ryan Reynolds, Sabertooth, Skip Woods, superhero, Taylor Kitsch, violence, Wade Wilson, Weapon X, Will.i.am, Wolverine, X-men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Bloodsport (1988): You Just Got Van Dammed!
Oh, Snap! You Got Van Dammed! That’s what Bloodsport should be called because this ’80s action classic features Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking an astonishing amount of ass. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bloodsport, Bolo Yeung, Bruce Lee, butt, Cannon International, Chong Li, Christopher Cosby, Donald Gibb, Enter the Dragon, Forest Whitaker, Frank Dux, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kumite, Leah Ayres, martial arts, Mel Friedman, Newt Arnold, Pamela Anderson, R-rated
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Ong-Bak (2003): Who Needs a Budget When You’re This Good?
Certain situations call for certain action heroes. Daughter kidnapped by human traffickers? You call Bryan Mills. Office building taken over by terrorists? You call John McClane. The village statue of Ong-Bak gets defaced, decapitated, and deported off with a band of ruffians?
You call Ting. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Big Mac, Chatthapong Pantanaunkul, Erik Markus Schuetz, explosion, Humlae, Komtuan, Magnolia Pictures, meteor, Muay Thai, Nick Kara, Ong-Bak, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, Petchtai Wongkamlao, PG-13, Phanom Yeerum (Tony Jaa), Pumwaree Yodkamol, stunts, Suchao Pongwilai, Thanksgiving, Tony Jaa, tuk-tuk, Wannakit Sirioput
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Yes, Madam! (1985) AKA In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops: A Movie by Many Other Names
This week we’ve got the ass-kicking combo of Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock in Yes, Madam! (1985) also known as In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops. Don’t be confused by Supercop 2 (1993), which also stars Michelle … Continue reading