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Author Archives: Alex
New Release: Kill the Freshman, a graphic novel by Alex Langley
Hello, everyone! After ten-thousand gallons of blood, sweat, and tears, my first graphic novel is finally released. Behold, Kill the Freshman, a YA story that’s a cross between Mean Girls and Dragon Ball Z! This novel wouldn’t exist if it … Continue reading
Posted in announcement
Tagged DBZ, graphic novel, Kill the Freshman, Mean Girls, YA, YA book
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ATTENTION: The Geek Handbook 2.0 is Now Available!
Hey, folks, Alex here with a shameless plug for my next book- the Geek Handbook 2.0! If you’re a fan of pop culture, laughing, or things in general, you’ll love it and grow to worship it as a new deity! … Continue reading
Le Mort De Mortdecai: Johnny Depp is Box Office Poison
This past weekend, Johnny Depp’s latest blunder of a film, Mortdecai, premiered in ninth place at the box office. Ninth. George Lucas’ Strange Magic beat it out, and that flick’s a friggin’ bomb. It’s no surprise that Mortdecai sank like … Continue reading
Posted in movie, R-rated
Tagged actors, box office bombs, dark Shadows, Ed Wood, Flops, Johnny Depp, Mortdecai, Sucky movies, The Lone Ranger, Transcendence
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Ten Sure Signs a Character is Going to Die
When Breaking Bad was about to end, most viewers’ Spider-sense was tingling; we knew, we just knew that not everyone was coming out of that show alive. That’s because we’ve been trained by years of pop culture consumption to know … Continue reading
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Tagged #Dontkillseanbean, I'll be right back, Michelle Rodriguez, Predators, Rambo, Scream, Sean Bean, signs a character is going to die
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Vampires Who Suck: Lamest Movie Vampires!
In honor of Halloween, here’s a list of some of the worst bloodsucking undead ever to grace the silver screen! You see, not all vampires were created equal. Some are magnificent creatures of the night; evil, sinister things that often … Continue reading
No Pulse, No Problem: Quirky Zombie Movies
Warm Bodies is a zombie/young adult/romance, which doesn’t seem like a genre blend that should work, but somehow it does. It’s not the first flick to blend genres in non-traditional ways, however. Sure, Shaun of the Dead is probably the … Continue reading
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Tagged Aah! Zombies, Braindead, Dead Alive, Fido, Peter Jackson, The Walking Dead, Warm Bodies, Wasting Away, Zombie movies, zombies
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Mistitled Movies: Lies in Advertising
The Avengers: a film about a superhero team called The Avengers. The Hunger Games: a film about a girl pitted into a gladiatorial event called The Hunger Games. Quantum of Solace, a film about… physics and naps? Though the aim … Continue reading
Nick Cage: Good or Bad?
What was it that drove H.P. Lovecraft to envision such terrifying tales of unimaginable horror? He tried to figure out whether Nicolas Cage is good or bad. Season five of Community saw more brave souls attempting to peril that same … Continue reading