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1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!
Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading
Posted in 1.5 kabooms, action, Independent, movie, R-rated, science fiction, So Bad They're Good
Tagged 1990 The Bronx Warriors, 1990: The Bronx Warriors plot, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Christopher Connelly, Enzo Castellari, Fred Williamson, Marco De Gregorio, Mark Gregory, Massimo Vanni, movie, post-apocalyptic, R-rated, Stefania Girolami Goodwin, The Bronx Warriors ending, The Bronx Warriors spoilers, Vic Morrow, violence, zombies
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Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool
Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13
Tagged action, Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, conservative, Cuban, guerrilla warfare, Guinness Book of World Records, Harry Dean Stanton, Herbie the Love Bug, Jennifer Grey, John Milius, Kevin Reynolds, Lea Thompson, Meatwad, Patrick Swayze, PG-13, Rambo, red dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Scrubs, Soviets, survival, Valkyrie Films, violence, Wolverines, World War III
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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?
The Korean John Wick? Not quite, but it makes for a decent tagline for this article!
Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!
Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action
Tagged '70s, 1970, Abraham Lincoln, Arsenio Hall, Black Dynamite, Blaxploitation, boobs, breasts, brother, Buddy Lewis, Buddy Love, Byron Minns, Cedric Yarbrough, Darrel Heath, Dick Nixon, dope, drug cartel, drug content, drug dealers, drug lord, druglord, DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!, DYNOMITE, Harbor Entertainment, heroin, homage, James McManus, justice, Kevin Chapman, language, Lincoln Bedroom, little dick, Michael Jai White, Nicole Ari Parker, Nicole Sullivan, Nudity, parody, Pat Nixon, Patricia Nixon, penis, Pete Antico, Phil Morris, pimp, revenge, Richard Edson, Richard Nixon, river of blood, Salli Richardson, Scott Sanders, sexuality, some violence, spoof, The Man, Tommy Davidson, undercover, undercover brother, violence, William Bassett
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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Not a Weasel, and Not Worth Watching
Did you know that the wolverine, aka Gulo gulo, is the largest land-dwelling species of the weasel family and is a very stocky and muscular animal? Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction, superhero
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Col. William Stryker, Daniel Henney, Danny Huston, David Beniof, Deadpool, Dominic Monaghan, Gavin Hood, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Liev Schrieber, Marvel Comics, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Ryan Reynolds, Sabertooth, Skip Woods, superhero, Taylor Kitsch, violence, Wade Wilson, Weapon X, Will.i.am, Wolverine, X-men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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Fit to Kill (1993) Review: Not Fit to Watch
I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Andy Sidaris, babes, bombs, boobs, breast, Bruce Penhall, Bullets Bombs and Babes, Dona Speir, Fit to Kill, Geoffrey Moore, Julie Strain, nude, Nudity, Penthouse, Penthouse Pet of the Year, R-rated, Roberta Vasquez, Sex Scene, softcore, softcore porn, spoiler, The Triple B Collection, The Triple B Collection: Fit to Kill, Triple B Collection, violence
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