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Resident Evil (2002)

You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading

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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)

We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading

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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)

In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading

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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

It’s Christmas time again which means that John McClane is killing terrorists again. It must be an annual event now, a family tradition in the grandest sense. Continue reading

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Reindeer Games (2000)

And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading

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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever

Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading

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Sin City (2005)

There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination. Continue reading

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