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Tag Archives: R-rated
Resident Evil (2002)
You think she’s innocent. You think she’s helpless at first, and then she goes and breaks a zombie’s neck with her bare hands. Continue reading
Posted in 3.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, science fiction, video game
Tagged Apocalypse, boobs, breast, Colin Salmon, Eric Mabius, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, head shots, Heike Makatsch, James Purefoy, Joseph May, language, Marisol Nichols, Michelle Rodriguez, Milla Jovovich, nipple, nude, Nudity, Paul Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, pubic hair, R-rated, Resident Evil, sexuality, Sony Pictures, undead, vagina, Valentine’s Day, video games, violence, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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The Classic Sci-Fi Action Movie (well, half an action movie): Aliens (1986)
We do get to see a little softer side of this heroine, Ripley, who’s not just a hard core killing machine like The Bride. Ripley grows fond of a little girl and vows to protect her. Awww, isn’t that sweet. Save it for Oprah! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, science fiction
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Aliens, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Dan O'Bannon, David Giler, Gale Anne Hurd, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, James Cameron, Lance Henriksen, language, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, R-rated, Ronald Shusett, sci-fi, Sigourney Weaver, thrill, violence, Walter Hill, William Hope
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Recon Mission: The Bank Job (2008)
In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged Alki David, Bank Job, boobs, breasts, Daniel Mays, Dick Clement, female nudity, Ian La Frenais, James Faulkner, Jason Statham, language, Michael Jibson, Mosaic Media Group, nipples, Nudity, R-rated, Recon Mission, Richard Lintern, Roger Donaldson, Saffron Burrows, sexual content, Stephen Campbell Moore, suspense, thriller, violence
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Back to the Girls Who Don’t Want Flowers for V-Day: Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2004)
Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.
I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.
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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
It’s Christmas time again which means that John McClane is killing terrorists again. It must be an annual event now, a family tradition in the grandest sense. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Bonnie Bedelia, Bruce Willis, Christmas, Dennis Franz, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Doug Richardson, gore, John Leguizamo, John McClane, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Robert Patrick, Steven E. de Souza, thriller, violence, Walter Wager
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Reindeer Games (2000)
And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people! Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated
Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, boobs, breasts, butt, Charlize Theron, Christmas, Dimension Films, Donal Logue, Ehren Kruger, female nudity, Gary Sinise, John Frankenheimer, language, R-rated, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, sexuality, strong violence, suspense, thriller
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Sex and the City (2008) – Worst Action Ever
Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0 kabooms, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged bikini, boobs, breast, butt, Candace Bushnell, Chris Noth, Cynthia Nixon, female nudity, Foot Face, graphic nudity, HBO, Ho, Ho-ho, Hoe, Hoebag, Hooker, Jennifer Hudson, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Lynn Cohen, male nudity, Michael Patrick King, New Line Cinema, Officer T.J. Hooker, R-rated, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, strong language, strong sexual content, Whore
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Sin City (2005)
There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged * Comics *, action, Benicio Del Toro, boobs, breasts, Brittany Murphy, Bruce Willis, butt, Carla Gugino, Crime, Dimension Films, drama, Elijah Wood, female nudity, Frank Miller, gore, Jaime King, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, mercenaries, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Madsen, Mickey Rourke, nude, Nudity, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, Robert Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, sexual content, Sin City, strippers, strong stylized violence, suspense, thriller
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