Tag Archives: R-rated

Mini Review: Gran Torino (2008)

Posted on August 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Gran Torino is a horrible action movie and that’s why it is classified as a drama. As a drama, it’s pretty good. Clint Eastwood is back and up to the same old terrifying everyone he comes into contact with and being intimidating routine. He is just hella good at that. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Ahney Her, Bee Vang, Christopher Carley, Clint Eastwood, Dave Johannson, death, Dirty Harry, drama, gangs, Gran Torino, language, lawn, Nick Schenk, R-rated, retired, retirement, spoiler, suspence, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures | 3 Comments

The Boondock Saints (1999)

Posted on July 23, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man! Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, boobs, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Boston, breasts, Brian Mahoney, Carlo Rota, Catholic, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, detectives, drag, FBI, Franchise Pictures, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Harvey Weinstein, Il Duce, Irish-American, language, Mark Brian Smith, Miramax Films, mob, mobsters, New Line Cinema, Norman Reedus, Nudity, Paramoun Pictures, prayer, R-rated, River Styx, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, rosary, Russian Mafia, Sean Patrick Flanery, sexual content, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, strong violence, tattoos, transvestite, Troy Duffy, twins, vigilante, vigilantism, Willem Dafoe, Willem Defoe, William Dafoe | 10 Comments

Videos: Lola Rennt (1998) – Run, Lola, Run (1999)

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Llama Mama

If you haven’t seen Run, Lola, Run, the English-titled release of the German Lola rennt (literally “Lola runs”), SEE IT! Don’t even watch these videos first.

Spoiler alert: The title character runs. Beyond that, the less you know beforehand, the better. Just see it. Our readers probably best know its Franka Potente as Marie from The Bourne Identity.

In case you’re wondering who had this hair first: Milla Jovovich starred in The Fifth Element (1997) a year earlier. Besides, they’re less similar than some people seem to think. Continue reading →

Posted in movie, YouTube | Tagged Armin Rohde, Bourne, Franka Potente, Herbert Knaup, Joachim Król, language, Lola, Lola rennt, Ludger Pistor, Milla Jovovich, Moritz Bleibtreu, Nina Petri, R-rated, Run, Suzanne von Borsody, The Fifth Element, Time Travel, Tom Tykwer, video, violence, YouTube | 1 Comment

Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) – Trailer

Posted on July 11, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Bruno (with Sacha Baron Cohen) and I Love You, Beth Cooper (Paul Rust and Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere) which also open this week will seriously trounce Blood: The Last Vampire at the box office, but Blood is the only flick coming … Continue reading →

Posted in action, horror, movie, R-rated, YouTube | Tagged action, action chicks, Allison Miller, Blood: The Last Vampire, bloody stylized violence, Chris Chow, Gianna Jun, horror, JJ Feild, Koyuki, Masiela Lusha, R-rated, Samuel Goldwyn Films, trailers, vampire | 1 Comment

Mini Review of 1968: Tunnel Rats (2008)

Posted on July 1, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Tunnel Rats is a very surprising movie. It’s like opening your door to a naked guy selling clothes. You’re just so surprised you don’t know what to do except buy some. Tunnel Rats is set during the Vietnam War and focuses on soldiers specially trained to go into the Viet Cong’s underground tunnels and kill the enemy and then destroy the tunnel, thus their name, tunnel rats. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Boll, Dan Clarke, Erik Eidem, Michael Paré, Mitch Eakins, R-rated, strong language, Tunnel Rats, Uwe Boll, Viet Cong, Vietnam War, violence, war, Wilson Bethel | 9 Comments

RoboCop (1987) – He’s a Real Boy

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

RoboCop is here to serve and protect you. When there’s no more hope, just hope a little more and maybe RoboCop will be there save your ass. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction | Tagged action movies, bloody violence, boobs, breast, brief sexual material, drug content, Edward Neumeier, explosion, language, male nudity, Michael Miner, Miguel Ferrer, Murphy, Nancy Allen, Nukem, Orion Pictures Corporation, Paul Verhoeven, Peter Welker, R-rated, Ray Wise, RoboCop, Ronny Cox | 5 Comments

Coming Attractions: Ninja Assassin (2009)

Posted on June 24, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Set to be released on November 25, 2009, Ninja Assassin should rock our faces off! Ninja Assassin is written by J. Michael Straczynski (who you may know as a writer for Marvel Comics) and Matthew Sand; and produced by the Wachowski brothers, with David Leitch as a 2nd unit director. Continue reading →

Posted in Coming Attractions, movie | Tagged action, Adriana Altaras, Assassin, Ben Miles, blood, bloody stylized violence, David Leitch, decapitation, defenestration, Europol, Flood of blood, Ill-Young Kim, J. Michael Straczynski, James McTeigue, Jonathan Chan-Pensley, Jung Jihoon, Korean, Kylie Goldstein, language, Linh Dan Pham, Matthew Sand, Naomi Harris, Naomie Harris, Ninja, Ninja Assassin, R-rated, Rain, Raizo, Randall Duk Kim, Rick Yune, Sho Kosugi, Singer Rain, Stephen Marcus, Sung Yang, Wachowski brothers, Warner Bros., Warner Bros. Pictures, Yakuza, Yu Fang, Yuki Iwamoto | 4 Comments

Dance of the Dead (2008) – Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking Red Bull

Posted on June 22, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?

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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, comedy, horror, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Carissa Capobianco, Chandler Darby, comedy, Compound B, Dance of the Dead, drug, explosion, gore, Gregg Bishop, Greyson Chadwick, head shots, horror, Jared Kusnitz, Joe Ballarini, kill, language, Mark Oliver, R-rated, Randy McDowell, undead, violence, zombie, zombies | 6 Comments