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Total Recall (1990)
I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, science fiction
Tagged adventure, Anne Lockhart, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Benny, boobs, breasts, Dan O'Bannon, explosion, graphic bloody violence, Jon Povill, kill, language, Mars, Marshall Bell, Mel Johnson Jr, memory, Michael Champion, Michael Ironside, movie, Nudity, Paul Verhoeven, Philip K. Dick, pseudomemory, Quaid, R-rated, Rachel Ticotin, Robert Picardo, Ronald Shusett, Ronny Cox, science fiction, scifi, Sharon Stone, spoiler, strong sexuality, Total Recall, Triple Nipple Girl, tripled-breasted, Tristar Pictures, violence, virtual reality, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
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Jennifer’s Body (2009): The Not-So-Pretty Side of Megan Fox
All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, chick flick, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, Adam Brody, Amanda Seyfried, band, BFF, bisexual, bloody violence, brief drug use, cannibalism, Catwoman, comedy, coming attractions, critics, Diablo Cody, feminism, feminist, Filmforce Girl, girl on girl kiss, gore, high school, horror, J.K. Simmons, Jennifer's Body, Jennifer’s Body, Johnny Simmons, Karen Gilmore, Karyn Kusama, kiss, language, lesbian, Low Shoulder, Megan Fox, Needy Amanda Seyfried, nude, Nudity, Partial Nudity, R-rated, Reel Artsy, review, Sex Scene, sexuality, spoiler, swim, topless
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Sorority Row (2009) Spoiler Free/Galore
When someone says, “I just got tested, it’s cool,” you might want to rethink the activities you are about to engage in. However, when you’re in a sorority house on Sorority Row, nothing matters and all logical thinking goes out the bloody window. So take that into consideration, and if you throw logic out the window before you watch Sorority Row, it will turn out to be a really good movie.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Audrina Patridge, bikini, bloody violence, boobs, breasts, Briana Evigan, Brianna Evigan, Carrie Fisher, Final Girl, Gamer, Ham in a bikini, horror, Jamie Chung, Josh Stolberg, Julian Morris, language, Leah Pipes, Margo Harshman, nude, Nudity, Pete Goldfinger, R-rated, Rumer Willis, sex, Sex Scene, slasher, some sexuality, Sorority, Sorority Row, spoiler, Stewart Hendler, Summit Entertainment, The Hills, tire iron
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Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, barbarian, Ben Davidson, boobs, breasts, Conan, Conan the Barbarian, Crom, Dino De Laurentiis, graphic sexual content, Hercules in New York, horses, James Earl Jones, John Milius, Max Von Sydow, Nudity, Oliver Stone, orgy, R-rated, Robert E. Howard, Sandahl Bergman, Sex Scene, sex scenes, swordplay, Universal Pictures
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Five Fall Films the Action Flick Chick Is Eager to See
The Action Flick Chick paid a visit to fellow Filmforce Girl member Karen Gilmore’s site Reel Artsy where the Chick shared her list of five upcoming films she’s eager to see this fall. The Action Flick Chick writes: “No one likes a good action flick as much as I do. As much as I enjoy seeing tasty men star in action films and kicking some major butt, I also love to see women get the lead roles in something other than romantic comedies. So let’s take a look as this fall’s line-up of action/horror movies starring women…” Continue reading
Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)
Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence
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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator Trivia!
Arnold turned down an offer to do a Predator sequel because he didn’t like the script. He decided to do Terminator 2: Judgment Day instead. Arnold once stated, “I took more abuse in Predator (1987) than I did in Conan … Continue reading
Posted in action, movie, trivia
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Conan the Barbarian, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, Terminator 2, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, vagina, violence
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The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Trailer
As we’ve previously mentioned, the much awaited sequel to Boondock Saints is upon us! Ten years later, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day is completed and will get a theatrical release later this year. The Action Flick Chick had the … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, YouTube
Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, All Saints Day, Assassin, Bill Connolly, Billy Connolly, Bob Marley, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints 2, Boston, Brian Mahoney, Catholic, Clifton Collins, Clifton Collins Jr, Comic-Con 09, coming attractions, Crime, Daniel DeSanto, David Della Rocco, David Ferry, drag, Eunice Bloom, FBI, fraternal twins, Gerard Parkes, God, Green Goblin, Hoag Maximum Security Prison, Ireland, Irish-American, Italin, Judd Nelson, Julie Benz, MacManus brothers, Massachusetts, McManus brothers, Mexican, mob, Norman Reedus, Peter Fonda, prison, Prudential Tower, R-rated, revenge, Robert Cochrane Marley Jr., Rocco, Romeo, Saints, Sean Patrick Flanery, sequel, Sony Pictures, Special Agent Eunice Bloom, Special Agent Paul Smecker, spoiler, tattoos, trailer, Troy Duffy, vigilante, vigilantism, William Dafoe, YouTube
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