Tag Archives: PG-13

The Stepfather (2009) Spoiler! (Movie Chicks on Horror Flicks)

Posted on October 28, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Just to make this clear to everyone: I did not watch The Stepfather. I didn’t watch the movie mainly because I saw the trailer. It just seemed like the trailer told me the whole story and the rest was very predictable so why watch the movie? Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, movie, trailers, YouTube | Tagged Amber Heard, brief sensuality, disturbing images, Dylan Walsh, family violence, J.S. Cardone, Jon Tenney, mature thematic material, moviepooper, Nelson McCormick, Paige Turco, Penn Badgley, PG-13, Screen Gems, Sela Ward, Sherry Stringfield, Sony, spoiler, Spoilers, The Stepfather, trailer, violence, YouTube | 4 Comments

Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half

Posted on October 6, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime? Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 1.5 kabooms, action, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated, Versus | Tagged Arne Olsen, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, brain, Burt Reynolds, Burt Reynolds mustache, Carroll Baker, comedy, Cop and a Half, Devon, Dion DiMucci, Henry Winkler, Herschel Weingrod, Imagine Films Entertainment, Ivan Reitman, John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop, language, Linda Hunt, Murray Salem, Norman D. Golden II, Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, PG, PG-13, police, Predator, Ray Sharkey, Richard Tyson, Ruby Dee, The Wanderer, Timothy Harris, tumor, Twinkies, Universal Pictures, vagina, Vinnie, violence, Zombieland | 3 Comments

Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man

Posted on August 13, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition Man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, 3.5 kabooms, action, chick flick, comedy, PG-13, R-rated | Tagged Alex Breckenridge, Amanda Bynes, Andy Fickman, Beetlejuice, Benjamin Bratt, Channing Tatum, Daniel Waters, David Cross, Demolition Man, Dennis Leary, DreamWorks SKG, Ewan Leslie, Glenn Shadix, Hairspray, Jack Black, Jack Leslie, Julie Hagerty, Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Laura Ramsey, Marco Brambilla, Nigel Hawthorne, Peter M. Lenkov, PG-13, R-rated, Rob Schneider, Robert Hoffman, Robert Reneau, Sandra Bullock, She's the Man, Sylvester Stallone, Versus, Vinnie Jones, Warner Bros. Pictures, Wesley Snipes, William Shakespeare | 9 Comments

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller). Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction, superhero | Tagged action, Anastasia Cisarovna, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Cover Girl, David Elliot, Dennis Quaid, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Paramount Pictures, Paul Lovett, PG-13, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Stephen Sommers, Storm Shadow, Stuart Beattie, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, violence, Zartan | 15 Comments

Recon Mission: Why Fanboys Love the Baroness

Posted on August 8, 2009 by Llama Mama

Twitter friend Shadowbat brought this to our attention while claiming to have discovered the Action Flick Chick’s secret identity.

Clearly this falls under things we can neither confirm nor deny, not even the part about Mountain Dew. Just check out our Chick pics and judge for yourself: Could that be her behind the glasses and black vinyl? Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged action, action chick flick, Anastasia Cisarovna, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Cover Girl, Cracked.com, David Elliot, Dennis Quaid, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Paramount Pictures, Paul Lovett, PG-13, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Stephen Sommers, Storm Shadow, Stuart Beattie, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, twitter, violence, Zartan | 2 Comments

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Trailer Plus Classic PSA (Movie Chicks on Action Flicks #5)

Posted on August 7, 2009 by Llama Mama

Classic G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement, plus movie trailer.

Official description: Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, whose previous collaboration was the worldwide blockbuster Transformers, join forces with Spyglass Entertainment for another extraordinary action-adventure “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”). Continue reading →

Posted in trailers, YouTube | Tagged action, action chick flick, Anastasia Cisarovna, Arnold Vosloo, Baron de Cobray, Baroness, Baroness Anastasia Cisarovna, Byung-hun Lee, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Cobra, Cobra Commander, Cobra Organization, Cover Girl, Cracked.com, David Elliot, Dennis Quaid, Dr. Mindbender, Duke, explosion, fanboys, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, General Hawk, GI Joe PSAs, Hard Master, Hasbro, humor, Jonathan Pryce, Joseph Gordon-Levit, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marlon Wayans, Mountain Dew, Paramount Pictures, Paul Lovett, PG-13, public service announcements, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Ripcord, Rise of the Cobra, Sienna Miller, Snake Eyes, Stephen Sommers, Storm Shadow, Stuart Beattie, The Baroness, The Rise of Cobra, twitter, violence, Zartan | 8 Comments

Independence Day (1996): Welcome to Earth!

Posted on July 4, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

What better way to celebrate Independence Day than kicking some alien invaders ass and then eating some BBQ while you watch the remains of the ships crash down from the sky. Mmmm, mmmm. I am eating that up!

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Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, comedy, family | Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Adam Baldwin, Aliens, Bill Pullman, Brent Spiner, Dean Devlin, disaster movie, dog, explosion, extraterrestrials, Harry Connick Jr., Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum, Judd Hirsch, July 4, Mary McDonnell, PG-13, Randy Quaid, Robert Loggia, Roland Emmerich, stripper, violence, Vivica A. Fox, Viviva A. Fox, White House, Will Smith | 11 Comments

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, science fiction | Tagged Alex Kurtzman, Autobots, Bumblebee, Decepticons, Ehren Kruger, John Benjamin Hickey, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Julie White, Kevin Dunn, language, Megan Fox, Megatron, Michael Bay, Optimus Prime, Paramount Pictures, Peter Cullen, PG-13, Roberto Orci, science fiction, scifi, sexual material, Shia LaBeouf, Shia Lebeouf, Transformers, Transformers 2, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Tyrese Gibson, violence | 12 Comments