What a horrible thing to say! And yet…even if it shouldn’t, even if it’s utterly unfair, something comes to mind. Doesn’t it?
Answers on twitter:
ashmeaboutit: gone to a midnight release of a Harry Potter book. lol.BKLYNPaula: memorized the lines to Neverending Story …borticusmaximus: … seen Han shoot first.
BunniculaGirl: You’re not really a geek if you’ve never worn your Spiderman undies while touching yourself….and thinking about Spiderman.
Cavatica: “…heard of Dungeons and Dragons?”
Clarketacular: If you’ve never argued who would win: Batman v Wolverine.
cpinerthegeek: yer not a true old school geek unless you agree Han shot first, and knew of a time when only Ewoks were hated
Dalanna23: if you’ve never built a fort, and pretended you were in your favorite movie.
Dalanna23: if you’ve never played a video gameDanDidiot: you’re not really a geek unless you’ve created a twitter account as a parody of a comic book industry member
Davisgrayson: Try to jump off the roof when you were a kid dressed as Superman? :)LOL
DennisDahMenace: Farted In Class Lol @ActionChick You’re not really a geek if you’ve never ___________. (It’s wrong & yet something probably comes to mind.)
EvlBert: banged a chick who was wearing a lt uhura outfit
J9Naimoli: “@ActionChick: You’re not really a geek if you’ve never attempted to build a circuit board FOR FUN.”
J9Naimoli: “@ActionChick: You’re not really a geek if you’ve never _quoted star wars_.
jdreamgeek: Stood in a line at midnight for SOMETHING.
johnhmaloney: Seen the original Star Wars Trilogy.Los2911: Never watched all 3 of the original Star Wars trilogy in a row.
NickBungay: Argued over the Luke/Leia/Han triangle
queenofmeh: Quoted Yoda.
RangerDutch: got turned on by an alien?
raptureistoday: if you’ve never hooked up at a Comic-Con
ravingsockmonky: argued with someone over a video game
renkris: …took a solid stance during a Kirk vs Picard debate.
RyanDM86: “You’re not really a geek if you’ve never…” [experienced someone make a comic convo irrationally personal.] 😉saintpepsi: You’re not really a geek if you’ve never contemplated learning Klingon as a secondary language.
SpeedBrkr: You’re not really a geek if you’ve never built your own computer! @ActionChick #geeksunite
TehSmoshKidKris: Caught them all
theroseinbloom: there’s an answer: “gotten ridiculously enthusiastic over a show/movie/book/comic book/game/toy/whatever.”
toasterlicious: …cursed using a word from a sci-fi series. #FrakkityFrakFrak
trtx84: “…converted a Transformer to robot and back w/out needing instructions.”Tweek_Robles: @ActionChick: Ur not a geek if u’ve never “heard of TARDIS, Dilithium Crystals, know who Wicket is or what a Social Network aggregator does”
Tweek_Robles: @ActionChick: Ur not a geek if u’ve never “Know the Konami Code, who Avi Lerner, Joel Silver & my hero’s Stan Winston & George Romero are!”
Tweek_Robles: @ActionChick: ur not really a geek if u’ve never “known about Azeroth, the Triforce, & what movie was adapted from ‘Nothing Lasts Forever!'”
Tweek_Robles: Ur not really a geek if u dont”think comics when u hear of the Golden Age or say Green Lanturn was orginally Black (He WASN’T)”
whalen_z: Temporarily quit a friendship over a “geek-spat” (Kirk/Picard, Staw Wars/LotR, Lethal Wapon/Die Hard) that went sour.Wolveychops: argued over who played Batman the best.
zenfakor: whacked it to Xmen.
Answers on Facebook:
Alex Langley: Gotten a bug up your ass about someone else’s geek related question or comment?
Carter Friend: Had a long argument with someone over who shot first
Cristina Bogdan: …wanted to kiss Jack Harkness. P.S. @David actually you should wish to be The Doctor, since Doctor Who is the name of the show, not his title. 😛
David Kelly: Wished you could be Doctor Who for a day so you could travel back in time and stop George Lucas from creating Jar Jar Binks
David Neal Pender: Went into a nuclear meltdown if you lose a character sheet.
David Nilson II: @ Ryan…do you want a cookie!Dwayne Bigblakd Jeffers: Go madly insane when you see a Nick on your action figure or a bent corner on your comic book.
Elizabeth Nelson: seen Firefly.
Gil Paulsen: Watched Firefly and then wish you were
Ivano Andromeda: Dated another geek.
Ivano Andromeda: Named your pet after a superhero.
James Howell: …had to grab a bottle of lotion after visiting Action Chick’s Facebook page;)
Jason D Sousley: …looked at Asoka Tano and wished she was a bit older.
Jenn Zuko: Rolled for initiative. Like, in real life.John Kisner: worn glasses with tape on them?
Kevin Cortez: wookie porn.
Kevin Cortez: ohwait
Luke Christopher Hennessy: Bought a tv brand that’s BUSH.
Marq Piocos: Seen Star Wars or are a Trekker
Michael Knightmage Wilson: Pretended that an empty Christmas paper tube was a lightsaber.
Michael Potter: WOW James. 🙂 …made lightsaber noises while swinging a broom.
Mike Goodell: Been pwnd! (Every g33k learns sometime)
Missy Quarry: I’m sorry, but a geek is defined by many different things, and everyone can be a geek in their own way. Saying one CAN’T be a geek if they haven’t done something is insulting to the person who thinks they are a geek, and makes you an elitist asshole.Pride Turner: …….played Dungeons and Dragons
Ray Smotherman: quoted Star Wars at an inappropriate time
Russell Pinkston: Gotten an action figure stuck somewhere you shouldn’t have?
Ryan Pominville: Watched all Six Star Wars movies in one day?
Sara Elizabeth Boozer: If you’ve never squealed like a six year old kid at the sight/mention of a geek celebrity…
Sara Elizabeth Boozer: Spent way too much $$ on toy merchandise from your favorite series
Shawn Deena: Read and watched LOTR, gone to comic book movies and fact checked the origin stories and been able to quote one line from Star WarsTamela Ehlinger Nielsen: My question instead of answer – what constitutes ‘A Geek’ these days?
Tony Northrup: Kept your comics in plastic with cardboard backing & seal them up or never take your collectibles out of the box..a BIG NO NO!
Wernher Von Braun: Had two characters sex it up in a tabletop RPG.
Wildride Robert Roy: Bitten the head off a chicken. Oh, wait, that’s the original definition.
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