Tag Archives: Valentine’s Day
Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Hatchet II (2010)
It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives … Continue reading
Action Chick Vs. Valentine’s Day (Color!)
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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!
Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by … Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
If you want to see a true blue kick-ass chick, then Buffy would be the perfect choice! Buffy stars in a film, tv series, and now a comic book series along with a motion comic. People just can’t get enough … Continue reading
Coming Attraction: Sucker Punch!
Ladies and gents make sure you bring a bag with you into the theater because everyone is going to need something to hide their boners after Sucker Punch! It is all about the girls in this film, and I am … Continue reading
Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day!
Another year has passed, and February is upon us again…which means Valentine’s Day will soon be here, and the television is being bombarded with commercials about buying your special lady flowers, jewelry, and candy. While all that crap is a … Continue reading
Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading