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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass

Steven Seagal IS Mason Storm who IS… Hard to Kill. Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons

Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading

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Action Chick Artist Does Official Dig Dug!

Read Nick Langley’s Dig Dug comic! Putting a spin on video games we loved in younger days, Namco Bandai’s ShiftyLook.com website is reimagining many of them as high quality webcomics. In addition to ShiftyLook’s ongoing series like Sky Kid, Xevious, … Continue reading

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ShiftyLook Assembles Cartoonists (Including Mine!) for Namco Bandai’s Dig Dug 30th Anniversary Webcomics Collaboration

Nick Langley, creator of my Action Chick avatar and artist/co-writer for The Action Chick webcomic, has joined an amazing group of creators working together on ShiftyLook.com’s DIG DUG 30th anniversary webcomic collaboration project. Along with Marko Head and Greg Fisher … Continue reading

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Conan the Barbarian (2011)

I know there are a lot of die hard original Conan fans out there, but I am not one of them. I love watching Arnold Schwarzenegger in an action film just as much as the next person, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Four Simple Tips to Help Prevent Accidentally Getting It on with Gramma!

Alex Langley of Rocket Llama and my business partner in crime has started a new blog about time travel. If you think you’re prepared for time travel, you’re wrong. There are so many things to screw up while time traveling, … Continue reading

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Thor (2011): Will You Be Thunderstruck?

Thor is one film where I will complain that the lead guy did not spend enough time with his shirt off! I usually don’t fawn over the handsome men in films (unless it’s 300 or Jason Statham), but holy pepperoni … Continue reading

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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!

You know a movie is weird when the reel gets messed up and starts playing upside down and backwards, but everyone thinks it’s just part of the film! That’s exactly what happened at ActionFest during the first screening of Hobo … Continue reading

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