Tag Archives: PG-13

Troll 2 (1990): More Reasons Not to Eat Green Eggs and Ham

Posted on January 13, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

Dr. Seuss has been trying to convince people to eat green eggs and ham since 1960!
Decades later, I’m on a mission to undo all of his hard work because I know the terrible truth… Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, horror, movie | Tagged Best Worst Movie, Black Emanuelle, Christina Reynolds, Claudio Fragasso, Connie Young, Darren Ewin, David McConnell, Deborah Reed, Don Packard, Dr. Seuss, Emanuelle, Farmer Waits, Filmirage, Gary Carlson, George Hardy, Glenn Gerner, Go Green, goblin, Goblins, Green Eggs and Ham, Jason Wright, Lance C. Williams, Laura Gemser, Margo Prey, Michael Stephenson, Michele Abrams, Michelle Abrams, milk, molotov cocktail, Naked Gun, Nilbog, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, PG-13, Robert Ormsby, Rossella Drudi, Sam-I-Am, Troll, Troll 2, Wood Tales Girl, Worst movie lines, Worst movie lines ever, Worst movie scenes ever | 8 Comments

Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool

Posted on December 9, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, C. Thomas Howell, Charlie Sheen, conservative, Cuban, guerrilla warfare, Guinness Book of World Records, Harry Dean Stanton, Herbie the Love Bug, Jennifer Grey, John Milius, Kevin Reynolds, Lea Thompson, Meatwad, Patrick Swayze, PG-13, Rambo, red dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Scrubs, Soviets, survival, Valkyrie Films, violence, Wolverines, World War III | 6 Comments

Hidden Strike (2023): So Hidden It Doesn’t Strike at All?

Posted on September 30, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Does JC + JC equal a formula for an ass-kicking good time, or is Hidden Strike best left hidden? Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms | Tagged action movie, Bad movie, CGI, Jackie Chan, John Cena, PG-13, Worst jackie chan movie, Worst john cena movie | Leave a comment

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Not a Weasel, and Not Worth Watching

Posted on September 23, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Did you know that the wolverine, aka Gulo gulo, is the largest land-dwelling species of the weasel family and is a very stocky and muscular animal? Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, PG-13, science fiction, superhero | Tagged 20th Century Fox, action, Col. William Stryker, Daniel Henney, Danny Huston, David Beniof, Deadpool, Dominic Monaghan, Gavin Hood, Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Liev Schrieber, Marvel Comics, Partial Nudity, PG-13, Ryan Reynolds, Sabertooth, Skip Woods, superhero, Taylor Kitsch, violence, Wade Wilson, Weapon X, Will.i.am, Wolverine, X-men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine | 7 Comments

Ong-Bak (2003): Who Needs a Budget When You’re This Good?

Posted on September 9, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Certain situations call for certain action heroes. Daughter kidnapped by human traffickers? You call Bryan Mills. Office building taken over by terrorists? You call John McClane. The village statue of Ong-Bak gets defaced, decapitated, and deported off with a band of ruffians?

You call Ting. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Big Mac, Chatthapong Pantanaunkul, Erik Markus Schuetz, explosion, Humlae, Komtuan, Magnolia Pictures, meteor, Muay Thai, Nick Kara, Ong-Bak, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, Petchtai Wongkamlao, PG-13, Phanom Yeerum (Tony Jaa), Pumwaree Yodkamol, stunts, Suchao Pongwilai, Thanksgiving, Tony Jaa, tuk-tuk, Wannakit Sirioput | 4 Comments

American Outlaws (2001) Review – A Little Too Much Kick

Posted on July 8, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Cowboys, robberies, and an incredibly historically inaccurate look at the life of Jesse James is what American Outlaws is all about. Colin Farrell plays the infamous Jesse James, a man known for his poor bank etiquette. Ali Larter plays his wonderful cousin who then becomes his wife, a fact that they kind of breeze over in the film. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie, Western | Tagged Ali Larter, American Outlaws, Civil War, Colin Farrell, cowboy, cowboys, Gabriel Macht, Gregory Smith, Jesse James, John Rogers, Kathy Bates, outlaw, outlaws, PG-13, Roderick Taylor, Scott Caan, spoiler, Timothy Dalton, violence, Western, Will McCormack | Leave a comment

Taken (2009) Don’t Cross Liam Neeson

Posted on June 17, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

I’m taking a brief reprieve from my “Chicks Who Don’t Need Flowers” series to review the new action movie Taken. Never has the expression “Don’t talk to strangers” ever been as true as it is in Taken. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged 20th Century Fox, abduction, action, Albanian, American, and I will kill you, drug references, Drugs, Famke Janssen, France, French, Goran Kostic, I will find you, Katie Cassidy, kidnapping, language, Liam Neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Paris, PG-13, Pierre Morel, prostitute, prostitution, Robert Mark Kamen, secret agent, sexual content, slave traffic, slavery, spy, suspense, Taken, thriller, violence | 8 Comments

12 Rounds (2009): Such a Bromantic Action Movie

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

12 Rounds is exactly what it seems. It’s an action movie where the plot matters minimally and the action happens maximally. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged 12 Rounds, action, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott, Brian White, Daniel Kunka, Gonzalo Menendez, John Cena, New Orleans, PG-13, Renny Harlin, Steve Harris, The Marine, violence | Leave a comment