Tag Archives: Partial Nudity
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Not a Weasel, and Not Worth Watching
Did you know that the wolverine, aka Gulo gulo, is the largest land-dwelling species of the weasel family and is a very stocky and muscular animal? Continue reading
Crank: High Voltage (2009)- Upping the Voltage and Craziness of the Original
Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks! Continue reading
Crank (2006): Including the Manliest Kill Ever!?
Crank is a very exciting, very, very, non-realistic, out of this world crazy movie, and it is tons of fun to watch. Continue reading
MacGruber (2010): A Veritable Butt-nanza
MACGRUBER!!!! Yeah!!! Wait, hold your horses, people. I wouldn’t get too excited about this film just yet. Unless you’re the kind of person who really wants to see Will Forte’s butt over and over and over again, then I guess … Continue reading
Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door
As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet. Continue reading
One Hour Fantasy Girl (2009)
One Hour Fantasy Girl is an independent film about a young woman living in Los Angeles. She is trying to just get through life one day at a time and get cash by doing whatever job she can. So she goes into business with a friend to start a web service, One Hour Fantasy Girl. Continue reading
True Lies (1994): Triple Best!
You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!