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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time

Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading

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Coming Attraction: Super 8 (2011)!

A mystery will unravel soon as Super 8, written and directed by J. J. Abrams, hits theaters this summer. A group of kids are making their own film when a train crashes behind them. Not everything on that train was … Continue reading

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Surrogates (2009): Die Hardly or How to Underuse Bruce Willis

Surrogates summary in 21 words:

This isn’t an action film or comedy. The plot is interesting in theory but poorly executed. It was okay, not great.
End of summary. Thank you, thank you.
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps. Continue reading

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Quarantine (2008)

I didn’t know what to expect and I think because of that, it was a very tense and scary movie to watch. I say that because I have heard that the trailers give away some key plot points of the movie that kind of ruins it for you. So beware of the trailers! Continue reading

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