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Action Flick Chick | September 23, 2009

I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

Category: 4 kabooms, R-rated, action, movie, science fiction | 5 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | September 17, 2009

Gamer: It can induce seizures within one minute flat! That should be the real tag line for the new action/thriller movie, Gamer, because the friggin’ movie was all over the place. However, we get to see the greatest moment of the movie within the first few minutes: a real life tea bagging! Tea bagging is all over the video game world, if you’ve ever played any game with guns in it, you’ve probably tea bagged someone/been tea bagged yourself. It was only a matter of time before we saw someone get tea bagged in a movie, and I, for one, am glad to see it.

Category: * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, R-rated, action, movie | 10 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | August 30, 2009

Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you.

Category: * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, R-rated, action, horror, movie | 3 Comments »
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Llama Mama | August 29, 2009

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Post: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II 2009 (Spoilers Galore!)
by Action Flick Chick: “Beware of the spoilers! I’m warning you now. I’m going to spoil this whole movie. If you don’t want everything spoiled, you can read my spoiler free review posted below. Or you can just plain suck it up and read this [...]

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Action Flick Chick | June 22, 2009

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Here’s a thought. If some random guy in a graveyard asks you to wheel his wheelbarrow somewhere while he does something else “real quick,” just say no; because, chances are, that wheelbarrow will contain zombified hands and heads. Or…just say yes! Then you have the next month’s worth of practical jokes all lined up! Sounds good! Where’s the nearest graveyard?

Category: * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, R-rated, comedy, horror, movie | 5 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | June 14, 2009

Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Do I have your attention now? I think I have noticed a trend in movies- girls can do just about anything as long as they’re workin’ a little bit of cleavage. At least that seems to be the motto for Bad Girls. Four hot girls go around with their cleavage showing and all the men start drooling.

Category: * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, R-rated, Western, action | 1 Comment »
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