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Blade: Trinity (2004): Blade and His Amazing Friends
THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated, superhero
Tagged action adventure, action movies, Blade, Blade Trinity, bloodthirsty, boobs, breast, butt, Cascy Beddow, David S. Goyer, Dracula, Gene Colan, Hannibal, horror, Jessica Biel, John Michael Higgins, Kris Kristofferson, language, Marv Wolfman, Marvel Comics, Natasha Lyonne, New Line Cinema, nude, Nudity, Parker Posey, R-rated, Ryan Reynolds, sexual content, vampire, Vampires, violence, Wesley Snipes
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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
Who Would You Cast for The Expenda-Belles?
The internet has been on fire with the news of a female version of The Expendables. Variety reports “Adi Shankar’s banner 1984 Private Defense Contractors has tapped Dutch Southern to write an all-female riff on the star-studded action franchise. Shankar (‘The … Continue reading
Posted in action, announcement, Coming Attractions, movie
Tagged action chick, Action Flick Chick, Adi Shankar, all female Expendables, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Cynthia Rothrock, Expenda-Belles, Expendables 3, Gina Carano, Helen Mirren, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Lena Headey, Linda Hamilton, Lucy Lawless, Lucy Liu, Michelle Rodriguez, Michelle Yeoh, Milla Jovovich, Pam Grier, Sigourney Weaver, Variety
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Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
Coming Attraction: Total Recall (2012)
Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of … Continue reading
Coming Attractions: June Preview!
Pumped to see: June 4: Splice June 11: The A-Team June 18: Jonah Hex June 25: Knight and Day Neither Pumped Nor Pissed About: June 4: Killers June 4: Get Him to the Greek June 11: The Karate Kid June … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions
Tagged Bradley Cooper, Brian Bloom, coming attractions, Gerald McRan, Get Him to the Greek, Grown Ups, Jessica Biel, Joans Rivers: A Piece of Work, Joe Carnahan, John Malkovich, John Malkovitch, Jonah Hex, Josh Brolin, Killers, Knight and Day, Liam Neeson, Marmaduke, Megan Fox, Michael Shannon, Movies, Patrick Wilson, previews, Quinton Rampage Jackson, Sharlto Copley, Skip Woods, Splice, The A-Team, The Karate Kid, The Kung Fu Kid, Toy Story 3, trailer, Will Arnett
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Megan Fox as Catwoman – a Fox, a Cat, and a Chick
Without providing a single source, The Sun has stirred things up with its claim that Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) has been cast to play Catwoman in the next Batman film. Other news sources are posting, … Continue reading
Posted in Coming Attractions, superhero, twitter, YouTube
Tagged actress, Ali Larter, Alison Haislip, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Associated Press, Batman, Beyonce, Carla Gugino, casting, casting news, Catwoman, Charlize Theron, Cher, Christian Bale, Christopher Nolan, Eartha Kitt, Elisha Cuthbert, Eliza Dushku, Emily Blunt, Esther Anderson, Eva Mendes, Felicia Day, Halle Berry, IMDB, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer's Body, Jessica Biel, Joan Jett, Julie Newmar, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Winslet, Lee Meriwether, Lenora Crichlow, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Megan Fox, Meryl Streep, Michelle Monaghan, Michelle Pfeiffer, Mila Kunis, Milla Jovovich, Morena Baccarin, Naomi Watts, Natalie Morales, Natalie Portman, news, nude, Nudity, Olivia Munn, Queen Latifah, Rachel Dawes, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Weisz, Rhona Mitra, Rita Simons, Rosario Dawson, Rose McGowan, rumor mill, rumors, Sanaa Lathan, Sara Paxton, Sarah Palin, Selina Kyle, Summer Glau, Sun, The Dark Knight, The Sun, Transformers, Transformers 2, twitter, Zoe Saldane
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Way to Run, Olivia Munn!
Olivia Munn (co-host of Attack of the Show who wears a Wonder Woman costume well) is a hot topic for many reasons, including shooting a Playboy shoot while refusing to get naked. She stuck to her guns about not getting into her birthday suit. I mean, her birthday’s not for another couple of weeks, so it’s only logical to save it for the big occasion. Continue reading
Posted in Blog, TV
Tagged AOTS, Attack of the Show!, boobs, breasts, Cameron Diaz, Comedy Central, entertainment news, fake news, G4TV, Isla Fisher, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jon Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Mila Kunis, naked, NBC, news, no-nudity clause, non-nude, nude, Nudity, Olivia Munn, Perfect Couples, Playboy, Rachel Bilson, Rachel Leigh Cook, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Scarlett Johansson, sitcom, situation comedy, The Daily Show
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