Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom

Action Flick Chick | August 31, 2010

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and want to see some boomies! There is a very precise ratio of boobs/bombs that should [...]

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Action Chicks Training Academy! Enroll Now for Fall Classes

Llama Mama | August 23, 2010

Professor Leeloo Dallas Multipass.

 Action Flick Chick: What courses would the Action Chicks Training Academy offer? 
Answers came from Facebook and twitter. 
Cristina Bogdan: Feathers for anihilation 101.
Tanner Gibson: Kicking Cell Spammers Ass?
Charissa Gilmore Duff: Shotgun speed reloading, group recon tactics, and the appropriate use of sweatproof/waterproof/smudgeproof makeup.
Armita Pebdani: High Speeds in High Heels 500
Wendy Harrington: Stiletto Stance 101
Stiletto Stunning 102
Stiletto [...]

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The Action Chick Comic: Action Chick vs. Piranha 4-D

Action Flick Chick | August 22, 2010

Opened this weekend:
Piranha 3-D
Dimension Films, The Weinstein Company
Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Richard Dreyfuss
Description: Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; a [...]

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Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Cera, Sly, Guns, Knives, Video Games, One-Ups, Hefty Smurf, & Mr. T

Action Flick Chick | August 21, 2010

Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables Pt. 1 Very Expendable

It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables!  
Sylvester Stallone’s action masterpiece won at the box office, but does Scott Pilgrim vs. the World hold its own when compared for sheer cinematic joy? Joining Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill are The Action Chick webcomic artists and a few friends from Reelz Channel’s Movie Mob.  
Hadouken!  

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April’s Finest Moment on TV: G4TV’s Attack of the Show Introduces Cinema’s Most Important Invention Ever

Action Flick Chick | May 1, 2010

“Summer blockbusters may be just around the corner, but here’s the perfect way to survive those dumb lady movies that girlfriend is always hankering you to go see instead.”
The most important moment on TV in the month of April introduced the most important invention in the history of cinema: Dude Vision.
During the April 21 episode [...]

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50 Cent in Before I Self Destruct (2009)

Action Flick Chick | November 23, 2009

50cent

Before I Self Destruct is an independent film written and directed by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. 50 Cent actually stars in this film along with Clifton Powell, Sasha Delvalle and a young Elijah Williams.

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Neck and Neck G4TV Women of the Web Contest Ends Today: Will the Chick Triumph? Have You Joined Her Army?

Action Flick Chick | November 16, 2009

G4TV’s Women of the Web contest ends today. As of this writing, Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill remains tied with self-identified porn model “Bob,” each having 4-star averages on the 5-star scale. From the 9 finalists, the top 5 get to see their videos air in next month’s TV special. The #1 young woman gets [...]

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Why Manly Men Love Action Flick Chicks – Small Town Critic (Guest Writer)

Boy Parts | June 12, 2009

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Our friend Coop at Small Town Critic found himself so overwhelmed by thoughts of our Action Flick Chick that he felt compelled to write the following missive. Maybe recents rumors regarding her true identity inspired him.

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