Tag Archives: Guns

Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, 3-D, action, horror, movie, R-rated | Tagged 1.21 gigawatts, 3-D, 4-D, action, Adam Scott, Alexandre Aja, beach, bikini, Birds, bisexual, blood, Blue-footed booby, bombs, Bonnie Morgan, boob, Boobies, boobs, breasts, Brooklynn Prouix, butt, buttocks, Christopher Lloyd, Cody Longo, Devanny Pinn, Devra Korwin, Dimension Films, Dina Meyer, Drugs, Eli Roth, Elisabeth Shue, Elizabeth Shue, exhibitionism, exhibitionist, explosion, fish, flash, flashing, Genevieve Alexandra, Gianna Michaels, Girls Gone Wild, gore, Gregory Nicotero, Guns, gunshot, heterosexual, horror, indecent exposure, Jaws, Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Szohr, Joe Francis, Kelly Brook, kiss, kissing, Kym Stys, lake, lesbian, lewd, Mantra Films, movie, Nancy Walters, Nicole Randall, nude, Nudity, Paul Scheer, penis, piranha, Piranha 3-D, pole dancer, public nudity, Ricardo Chavira, Richard Dreyfuss, Richard Dreysuff, Riley Steele, sequel, sex, shark, spring break, Steven R. McQueen, summer, theater, thriller, topless, video, Ving Rhames, violence, voyeur, voyeurism, water, Weinstein Company, wet t-shirt | 12 Comments

Action Chicks Training Academy! Enroll Now for Fall Classes

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Llama Mama

Action Flick Chick: What courses would the Action Chicks Training Academy offer? Answers came from Facebook and twitter. Cristina Bogdan: Feathers for anihilation 101. Tanner Gibson: Kicking Cell Spammers Ass? Charissa Gilmore Duff: Shotgun speed reloading, group recon tactics, and … Continue reading →

Posted in comedy, Facebook, twitter | Tagged action chick, action chicks, action heroines, Andre Meadows, ass kicking, Batgirl, Batwoman, Black Nerd, butt, butt kicking, chafe, Chuck Norris, comedy, Comic-Con, cosplay, cosplayer, cosplaying, courses, coursework, dental, dental insurance, education, explosions, Facebook, fall semester, fangirls, feathers, firing range, girls, Guns, heroines, high speed, high speed chase, holster, humor, ice cream, Kick-Ass, kicking ass, kicking butt, kids, Leeloo, Leeloo Dallas, Leeloo Dallas multipass, makeup, Milla Jovovich, multipass, practice dummies, recon, reloading, San Diego, San Diego Comic-Con, San Diego Comic-Con International, SDCC Comic-Con International, shoot, shooting, shotgun, sleep, spy, stab, stabbing, stiletto, stiletto heels, stilettos, stun, stunning, stunt, stuntwoman, stuntwork, superheroines, survival, survival course, Tao, The 5th Element, The Fifth Element, training, twitter, violence, weapons, Wonder Girl, Wonder Woman, world domination, Zen, zombie survival, zombies | 3 Comments

The Action Chick Comic: Action Chick vs. Piranha 4-D

Posted on August 22, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Opened this weekend: Piranha 3-D Dimension Films, The Weinstein Company Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Richard Dreyfuss Description: Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken … Continue reading →

Posted in The Action Chick comic | Tagged 3-D, 4-D, blood, Dimension Films, Elisabeth Shue, gore, Guns, gunshot, horror, Jaws, Jerry O'Connell, movie, piranha, Piranha 3-D, Richard Dreyfuss, summer, theater, violence, Weinstein Company | 3 Comments

Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Cera, Sly, Guns, Knives, Video Games, One-Ups, Hefty Smurf, & Mr. T

Posted on August 21, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables Pt. 1 Very Expendable

It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables! Sylvester Stallone’s action masterpiece won at the box office, but does Scott Pilgrim vs. the World hold its own when compared for sheer cinematic joy? Joining Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill are The Action Chick webcomic … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, comedy, fantasy, PG-13, R-rated, superhero, YouTube | Tagged 7 evil exes, Aaron Aguilera, Abominable Snowman, action, action flick, action movie, adventure, Amanda Bynes, Andre Meadows, Arnold Schwarzenegger, assault rifle, Black Dynamite, Black Nerd, Brandon Lee, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Bruce Willis, Bryan Lee O'Malley, Carl Weathers, Carter Friend, Chris Evans, comedy, comic books, Dirty Dozen, Dolph Lundgren, Donkey Kong, Double Rainbow, Dwayne Johnson, Edgar Wright, Envy Adams, Expendables 2, explosions, fantasy, Fast and Furious, Fat Albert, fight, Ford Taurus, futbol, graphic novel, Grindhouse, Guns, Henry Rollins, Hollywood Walk of Fame, hot lesbian, How I Met Your Mother, Hulk, Ingrid Haas, Jaleel White, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jeff Speakman, Jet Li, Joe Piscopo, Kieran Culkin, knife throwing, knives, Knives Chau, lesbian, Levi Johnston, Looney Tunes, Louis Gossett Jr., Lucas Lee, make love, Marko’s Corner, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mega buster, Mega Man, Megabuster, mercenaries, Michael Cera, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Jai White, Mickey Rourke, Mike Tyson, military, MMA, Moose, Movie Mob, Mr. T., neck break, Nerf, Nerf gun, not a tumor, Oni Press, Perfect Weapon, PG-13, pirates, Planet Hollywood, poster, R-rated, Rambo, Ramona Flowers, Randy Couture, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, romance, Roxy Richter, Russell Pinkston, scone, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, Scott Pilgrim versus the Universe, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, Selena Gomez, seven evil exes, sex, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Sly Stallone, Somewherein Vegas, Stephen Stills, Steve Buscemi, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Street Knight, Sylvester Stallone, tag team, Terry Crew, Terry Crews, The Crow, The Dirty Dozen, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Rock, Tiny Lister, Todd Ingram, True Lies, Van Damme, Vin Diesel, Ving Rhames, Wayne Gretski, XXX, YouTube | 2 Comments

April’s Finest Moment on TV: G4TV’s Attack of the Show Introduces Cinema’s Most Important Invention Ever

Posted on May 1, 2010 by Action Flick Chick

“Summer blockbusters may be just around the corner, but here’s the perfect way to survive those dumb lady movies that girlfriend is always hankering you to go see instead.” The most important moment on TV in the month of April … Continue reading →

Posted in TV | Tagged AOTS, Attack of the Show!, babes, bikinis, boobs, breasts, chick flicks, comedy, dude, Dude Vision, explosions, G4, G4TV, Guns, half-naked, joke, Kevin Pereira, Nudity, robots, Sex and the City, zombies | 3 Comments

50 Cent in Before I Self Destruct (2009)

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

Before I Self Destruct is an independent film written and directed by Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. 50 Cent actually stars in this film along with Clifton Powell, Sasha Delvalle and a young Elijah Williams. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, action, Independent, movie, R-rated, trailers | Tagged 50 Cent, action, Before I Self Destruct, bloody violence, Clifton Powell, Curtis Jackson, Elijah Williams, Guns, hood, Kreative Film Empire, New York, pervasive language, Queens, R-rated, rappers, Sasha Delvalle, strong sexuality, trailers | 6 Comments

Neck and Neck G4TV Women of the Web Contest Ends Today: Will the Chick Triumph? Have You Joined Her Army?

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Action Flick Chick

G4TV’s Women of the Web contest ends today. As of this writing, Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill remains tied with self-identified porn model “Bob,” each having 4-star averages on the 5-star scale. From the 9 finalists, the top 5 get … Continue reading →

Posted in announcement, site news, TV, YouTube | Tagged Action Flick Chick, AOTS, Facebook, G4, G4TV, Guns, Hour 42, interview, Katrina Hill, Los Angeles, Pink Raygun, popularity contest, Slickriptide, twitter, Women of the Web, WotW, YouTube | 2 Comments

Why Manly Men Love Action Flick Chicks – Small Town Critic (Guest Writer)

Posted on June 12, 2009 by Boy Parts

Our friend Coop at Small Town Critic found himself so overwhelmed by thoughts of our Action Flick Chick that he felt compelled to write the following missive. Maybe recents rumors regarding her true identity inspired him. Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer | Tagged Aliens, Angelina Jolie, Coffy, Guns, Lara Croft, Linda Hamilton, Lucy Liu, Milla Jovovich, Pam Grier, Resident Evil, Sandra Bullock, Sigourney Weaver, Small Town Critic, Tomb Raider, zombie | 26 Comments