Action Flick Chick | July 23, 2009

Have you ever wondered what the Green Goblin would look like as a woman? Nope, me either, but The Boondock Saints just throws it in your face like a monkey flinging poo at you. You’re just making cute noises at the monkey and then you’ve got poop in your face. You’re just watching a movie than then you’ve got Willem Defoe in drag kissing a man!
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Action Flick Chick | June 8, 2009

So a guy, Jeff (Taylor Sharpe), unknowingly releases Guan-di, a Chinese God of war, while hanging around in a cemetery. Why? Well, we all know the cemetery is the new mall, plenty of flowers to choose from and places to sit while hanging out and talking about how much you hate your parents. Anyway, so Jeff kidnaps Bruce Campbell to help save the country town of Gold Lick.
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