Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | August 31, 2009

Wow! You know what I think? I think it would really suck to be a Myers. It just seems like you don’t stand a chance. You are either killed really young by your younger brother/child, or stalked for years and go crazy from seeing the horrifying murders that your brother intended to be you.

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Action Flick Chick | March 26, 2009

Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina! Have you had that talk with your kids yet? Well, now you don’t have to. Take them to see Watchmen and avoid that awkward conversation.

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Llama Mama | February 19, 2009

In lieu of a “proper review” as she put it, fellow action flick-loving chick Susana from Arterial Spray scripted what she imagined must have been the filmmakers’ pitch for The Bank Job. We got such a kick out of this that we thought we’d encourage you to check it out.

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Tags: Alki David, Bank Job, boobs, breasts, Daniel Mays, Dick Clement, female nudity, Ian La Frenais, James Faulkner, Jason Statham, language, Michael Jibson, Mosaic Media Group, nipples, Nudity, R-rated, Recon Mission, Richard Lintern, Roger Donaldson, Saffron Burrows, sexual content, Stephen Campbell Moore, suspense, thriller, violence

Action Flick Chick | December 4, 2008

And so the Christmas season is upon us. Well, it’s been upon us for about 2 months now, but I refuse to engage in Christmas activities before Thanksgiving. Come on people!

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Tags: Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, boobs, breasts, butt, Charlize Theron, Christmas, Dimension Films, Donal Logue, Ehren Kruger, female nudity, Gary Sinise, John Frankenheimer, language, R-rated, Reindeer Games, Santa Claus, sexuality, strong violence, suspense, thriller

Action Flick Chick | November 28, 2008

Am I the only girl who doesn’t see men as worthless individuals and only good for one thing? This movie sure seems to think so.

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Action Flick Chick | November 6, 2008

There was a lot of implied action: implied torture, implied kills. Forget that, I want to see the torture; I want to see the killing and decapitations, none of that panning away and letting your imagination take over. I watch TV, I don’t have an imagination.

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