Film Review: Daylight (1996)!

Action Flick Chick | December 16, 2011

The Hudson tunnel is exacting revenge for tunnels everywhere! They are tired of being driven through and are taking a stand! In Daylight, the Hudson tunnel collapses, killing a ton of people and trapping many more. There’s no way out so Kit (Sylvester Stallone), a former emergency medical services chief, goes in to try to [...]

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Film Review: The One (2001)

Action Flick Chick | October 21, 2011

It’s almost never a good thing when someone says, “You got a pretty mouth.” Be it either in film or real life, if you hear those magical words it’s probably not going to be a good situation. Case and point: A dude says it to Jet Li in The One, probably meaning it as a [...]

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Film Review: Colombiana (2011)

Action Flick Chick | August 30, 2011

Have all the stories in the world been told already? Is there really nothing out there that is a new and original plot anymore? It feels like there isn’t with Hollywood putting out remake after remake and formulaic movies such as Colombiana.
Colombiana stars Zoe Saldana as Cataleya, a hardcore assassin seeking revenge on the people [...]

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Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Action Flick Chick | August 22, 2011

I know there are a lot of die hard original Conan fans out there, but I am not one of them. I love watching Arnold Schwarzenegger in an action film just as much as the next person, but I wouldn’t classify Conan the Barbarian (1982) as a true ACTION film. I have no nostalgia connected [...]

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Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!

Action Flick Chick | May 19, 2011

Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 pairs of at home? Even if the extra money is not for the glasses, even [...]

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Double Team (1997)

Action Flick Chick | April 4, 2011

If you want a true action diamond in the rough you need to watch Double Team! It is action gold of the ‘so bad it’s awesome’ kind. Jean-Claude Van Damme teams up with DENNIS RODMAN to take down Mickey Rourke! Throw in a lot of explosions, Rodman with ridiculous clothing and constantly changing hair, and [...]

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Drive Angry 3-D: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

Action Flick Chick | February 28, 2011

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, [...]

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Tron: Legacy (2010)

Action Flick Chick | December 21, 2010

Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be seen!
If you haven’t seen the first Tron, the sequel might be a little confusing plot [...]

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