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Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

Posted on March 23, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated, Valentine's Day | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Amber Heard, Billy Burke, Chicks Who Don't Want Flowers for Valentine's Day!, cult, Drive Angry, Drive Angry 3-D, explosion, gun fight, hell, Jonah King, Machete, Milton, Nicolas Cage, Piper, Sex Scene, The Accountant, Valentine's Day, William Fichtner | 6 Comments

Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping

Posted on March 16, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Ben Gazzara, boobs, breasts, David Lee Henry, explosion, Kelly Lynch, Marshall Teague, nude, Nudity, Patrick Swayze, picnic, polar bear, R-rated, Rambo, Road House, Rowdy Herrington, Sam Elliott, sex, Silver Pictures, skinny dipping, skinnydipping, strong graphic violence, strong language, Sunshine Parker | 10 Comments

Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Angelina Jolie, CIA, Daniel Olbrychski, Evelyn Salt, explosion, female ass kicker, kills, Liev Schreiber, Russia, Russian spy, Salt, Ted Winter, White House | 5 Comments

Ong-Bak (2003): Who Needs a Budget When You’re This Good?

Posted on September 9, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Certain situations call for certain action heroes. Daughter kidnapped by human traffickers? You call Bryan Mills. Office building taken over by terrorists? You call John McClane. The village statue of Ong-Bak gets defaced, decapitated, and deported off with a band of ruffians?

You call Ting. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Big Mac, Chatthapong Pantanaunkul, Erik Markus Schuetz, explosion, Humlae, Komtuan, Magnolia Pictures, meteor, Muay Thai, Nick Kara, Ong-Bak, Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, Petchtai Wongkamlao, PG-13, Phanom Yeerum (Tony Jaa), Pumwaree Yodkamol, stunts, Suchao Pongwilai, Thanksgiving, Tony Jaa, tuk-tuk, Wannakit Sirioput | 4 Comments

Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence | 12 Comments

The One (2001): Jet Li in the Multiverse of Mediocrity

Posted on April 15, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Way before everyone and their gramma and their alt-universe gramma were doing multiverse movies, Jet Li co-starred alongside himself in The One. As it turns out, the only person who could really challenge Jet Li… is Jet Li.

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Carla Gugino, Delroy Lindo, Evil twin, explosion, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Multiverse, parallel universe, The One, Time Travel | 7 Comments

Film Review: Daylight (1996)!

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

The Hudson tunnel is exacting revenge for tunnels everywhere! They are tired of being driven through and are taking a stand! In Daylight, the Hudson tunnel collapses, killing a ton of people and trapping many more. There’s no way out … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Daylight, disaster, explosion, Hudson tunnel, Sylvester Stallone | 3 Comments

Film Review: Colombiana (2011)

Posted on August 30, 2011 by Action Flick Chick

Have all the stories in the world been told already? Is there really nothing out there that is a new and original plot anymore? It feels like there isn’t with Hollywood putting out remake after remake and formulaic movies such … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1.5 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Beto Benites, Cataleya, Colombia, Colombiana, drama, explosion, Jordi Molla, Zoe Saldana | 3 Comments