Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | August 31, 2010

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and want to see some boomies! There is a very precise ratio of boobs/bombs that should [...]

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Action Flick Chick | December 20, 2009

I just saw the best trailer ever when I went to see Avatar. It was a trailer for the coming attraction PIRANHA 3-D!!! I have to say that it looks horrendous, but I’m thinking it has the potential to be horrendously awesome. That’s the hope!

Category: 3-D, Coming Attractions, horror, movie | 5 Comments »
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Llama Mama | November 25, 2009

There aren’t a lot of Thanksgiving action movies. Frankly, a discussion with some fellow film lovers turned up a grand total of none. Several people mentioned the comedy Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but that’s no action movie. Addams Family Values at least includes a strangely violent Thanksgiving play at summer camp.
Last year the Chick had no [...]

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Action Flick Chick | November 12, 2009

It’s often said that go-go dancers are like flowers, so if you’re gonna put someone named Rose McGowan in a movie about zombies, why not make her a go-go dancer, too?

Planet Terror is about a zombie outbreak caused by a release of some nasty chemicals. Penned by Robert “Spy Kids” Rodriguez, Planet Terror came out [...]

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Action Flick Chick | August 24, 2009

Nein, Nein, Nein! Quit the yackin’ and get to the action! Uggg. For a movie about Nazis and WWII, Inglourious Basterds sure didn’t have much action going on. There was an interesting story though.

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Action Flick Chick | August 23, 2009

Written & directed by:
Quentin Tarantino Release Date:
Theatrical: August 21, 2009
Running Time:
153 minutes, Color
Origin: USA |
Germany | France
Language(s):
English | German | French | Italian
RATING: R for strong graphic violence, language and brief sexuality
Starring Brad Pitt, Diane Kruger, Til Schweiger, Eli Roth, Michael Fassbender, Mike Myers, Cloris Leachman, Samuel L. [...]

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