Tag Archives: Christmas
Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)
Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading
Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!
Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading
WARNING: Things to Stock Up on Before Skynet Attacks TOMORROW!
You have one day before the machines rise. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Things to stock up on before the machines rise: (beyond the canned goods, shotguns…you know, the kit you keep on hand for any random … Continue reading
Action Archive Christmas Edition Volume 2: Jolliest Bunch This Side of the Nuthouse
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988): Butter, Dunder, & Blixem? It’s that time of year again! A time when everyone is in the holiday spirit and full of love and willing to give to the less fortunate…but mostly give to the people … Continue reading
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988): Butter, Dunder, and Blixem?
It’s that time of year again! A time when everyone is in the holiday spirit and full of love and willing to give to the less fortunate…but mostly give to the people that they really like or need to suck … Continue reading