Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | February 17, 2011

It’s always exciting when a movie’s title screen is bloody and is accompanied by the sounds of a chainsaw ripping through flesh and people screaming! Hatchet II’s title screen starts off that way, and the rest of the film lives up to what it presented.
Hatchet II continues right where Hatchet ended, with not a second [...]

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Tags: action, Action Flick Chick, Adam Green, Candyman, Chicks who don't want flowers, Danielle Harris, decapitate, gore, Hatchet, Hatchet II, horror, Kane Hodder, kill, Marybeth, Rileah Vanderbilt, Spoilers, Tamara Feldman, The Candyman, Tony Todd, Valentine's Day, Victor Crowley

Action Flick Chick | February 11, 2011

Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars  James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by his good for nothing brother, Thadeous (McBride) and kick ass Isabel (Portman). Your Highness is [...]

Category: Coming Attractions, Valentine's Day, action, comedy, movie | 7 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | February 20, 2010

Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind word or two, but instead gets a lifetime of terrorizing by her classmates AND her [...]

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Action Flick Chick | February 8, 2010

Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s how I like my movies to start: a hot woman being a total badass! Yowsa!

The [...]

Category: 3 kabooms, R-rated, action, science fiction | 3 Comments »
Tags: Agent Smith, Andy Wachowski, Badass chicks, Carrie-Anne Moss, Chicks who don't want flowers, Computer generated reality that enslaves us, Hugo Weaving, Joe Pantoliano, Keanu Reeves, language, Larry Wachowski, Laurence Fishburne, Morpheus, Neo, sci-fi, science fiction, The Matrix, Trinity, violence, virtual reality, VR, Warner Bros. Pictures

Action Flick Chick | February 11, 2009

Bang bang, he shot me down. Bang bang, I hit the ground. Bang bang, that awful sound. Bang bang, my baby shot me down. –”Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” by Nancy Sinatra.

I’ll take “Inappropriate lullabies to sing to children” for 500, Alex.

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Tags: bloody violence, Chia Hui Liu, Chicks who don't want flowers, Daryl Hannah, David Carradine, Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, gore, Kill Bill, Kill Bill: Volume 1, language, Lucy Liu, Michael Jai White, Michael Madsen, Miramax, Quentin Tarantino, R-rated, some sexual content, The Bride, Uma Thurman, Valentine’s Day, Vivica A. Fox