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Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping

When I heard about the Road House remake hitting the small screens, I was inspired to revisit the original cult classic to see how it strikes me now, decades after I first saw it. And, on rewatching it, what was the first thing I was struck by? Patrick Swayze’s buns. Continue reading

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Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!

Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading

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Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks

Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading

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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic

In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): A Bonkers B-Movie Bonanza

Hard Ticket to Hawaii: So ridiculous and awful that it’s hilarious and awesome! Continue reading

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Crank: High Voltage (2009)- Upping the Voltage and Craziness of the Original

Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks! Continue reading

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AFC Classic: Any Movie Can Be Improved by Adding…?

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What’s the one thing you can add to any movie to make it better? Continue reading

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Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) Talks The Tester 3 on AOTS and How to Be Famous on Twitter

The Tester season 3 starts Tuesday on PlayStation Network, with our favorite World of Warcraft lover Adrianne Curry returning as one its judges to wow you all. An all new cast of talented and extremely dedicated gamers compete for the … Continue reading

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