Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | August 31, 2010

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and want to see some boomies! There is a very precise ratio of boobs/bombs that should [...]

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Action Flick Chick | January 22, 2010

I am very particular about my war films, and The Hurt Locker did it right.

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Action Flick Chick | July 16, 2009

I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong.

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Action Flick Chick | March 30, 2009

Hard Ticket to Hawaii: So ridiculous and awful that it’s hilarious and awesome!

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