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Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
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Prey (2022): A Feast for the Action Movie Predators
It’s time for humans to play prey to another Predator! This time there isn’t a Schwarzenegger to save the day as Prey (2022) is set about 300 years ago before any other Predator film. Our protagonist, Naru (Amber Midthunder) is … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Amber Midthunder, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Comanche, Dakota Beavers, Dane DeLiegro, Dutch, Hulu, movie, Naru, Predator, Prey, prey ending explained, Prey review, Prey spoilers, Taabe, violence
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AFC Classic: Total Recall (2012): Get Your Ass to a Different Movie!
The original Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, may not have top notch acting, top notch story, or revolutionary visuals, but everything it does have- unique setting, gloriously cheesy acting, mutants- gives it lots of character, thusly becoming a well loved … Continue reading
AFC Classic: The Last Stand Review- Is This Arnold’s Last Stand as Leading Man?
Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily … Continue reading
Six of the Goriest Action-Horror Flicks Around!
Halloween is just around the corner, which means three things: adults and children alike gorging themselves on candy, costumes, and movies so gory it’d make a butcher blush. Now, as an action aficionado, I’m not just looking for gory horror, … Continue reading
Posted in action, horror, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Aliens, Army of Darkness, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Blade II, Bruce Campbell, Dawn of the Dead, Predator, reapers, RoboCop, Vampires, xenomorph, zombies
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New Trailer for Stallone and Schwarzenegger’s Escape Plan!
It’s going to be a happy birthday for me come fall, because Escape Plan, starring two of my favorite guys, comes out on my birthday! Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger headline this action flick which is, if I’m not mistaken, … Continue reading
Posted in action, Coming Attractions, movie, News, trailers
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Escape Plan, movie, Sylvester Stallone, Tango & Cash
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Oblivion: Like Wall-E but Made of Meat
Spoilers Below! Oblivion gets all the technical things spot on- desolate, inventive world, impressive visual and sound design, and commendable performances. This is the first feature to be created with complete Dolby Atmos surround sound- the “latest state-of-the-art” sound-and indeed … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged Action Flick Chick, Aliens, Andrea Riseborough, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolby Atmos, movie, Oblivion, Olga Kurylenko, review, Tom Cruise
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Review: The Last Stand (2013)
Here’s a life lesson the audience can learn from The Last Stand: always be nice to your neighbors, because you never know when they might just save your life. This goes for the elderly as well. If there’s a heavily … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, action, movie
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold's back, Johnny Knoxville, Luis Guzeman, movie, review, The Last Stand
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